The State Fair Of Texas Organization Has Proven That It Doesn’t Have The Best Ideas For Fair Park’s Programming Needs Or Its Long-Term Future.
Unlike seemingly every other media outlet in Dallas and, to a degree, the whole goddamn state, we here at Central Track aren’t exactly enamored with the State Fair of Texas. Why? Because, for starters, we’re not kids any more, and we’re no longer oblivious to the ways of the world. But also for a litany of other reasons, which we’ll happily run down for you here, one per day, over the entire course of the fair’s 2017 run.
Before we get into today’s reason for why the State Fair of Texas sucks, it’s important to keep in mind that this series is not a critique of Fair Park but of the State Fair of Texas organization itself. Y’know, the fancy suits that do all the planning for the yearly event? The big wigs who pay themselves ridiculous salaries and probably overestimate the financial impact of the fair every year?
These very folks have proved time and time again that they can’t really handle Fair Park’s crumbling infrastructure or the creative programming needs Fair Park requires in order to attract large crowds.
Let’s back up some.
At the end of last year, the City of Dallas began considering handing the reigns of Fair Park over to a private groups that might be interested in taking over the responsibility of program planning and everything else that comes with managing the 277-acre property. At first, it seemed like the deceivingly named Fair Park Foundation, a group that was already buddy-buddy with State Fair officials, would walk away the lucky winner. State Fair leadership immediately threw its support behind a plan that would require the city to fork over $500 million over the next 20 years. That partnership would also require another $125 million from the city for usage that has not yet been defined — par for course when it comes to fair demands, really.
In its defense, that plan came with some solid perk, at least on paper. It promised a pristine park for South Dallas, a world-class management team and more oversight of park budget management. Except, as the plan was considered more and more seriously, local leaders realized that none of those promises were guaranteed at all.
As the city considers these proposals, let us (and the city council) remember the boondoggles the fair’s gotten into in recent memory. In 2013, you may recall, the State Fair tried to get into the summer amusement park game by dropping a cool $30 million on Summer Adventures, a program that was intended to help Fair Park compete with Six Flags Over Texas for at least a few extra months out of the year. The endeavor was a bust, though. In fact, it went so poorly that fair officials folded it the next year.
Seems they, the very people responsible for Fair Park’s stewardship, forgot that the reason why people show up to the State Fair of Texas every year isn’t because of its grounds’ 277 acres of crumbling buildings and attractions. It’s nostalgia that the State Fair of Texas successfully preys upon — memories of Big Tex, fried foods and crappy midway games that seem better in our minds than they are in reality. And what the failure of Summer Adventures ultimately shows is that, without nostalgia working in its corner, fair officials really know next to nothing about how to draw a crowd.
Put simply, the State Fair of Texas’ organizers might not be the best judges of any future plans for Fair Park.
Why should they be? We’ve already shown that the fair doesn’t really care about maximizing the returns on the City’s investments into it or how to really contribute to its neighbors’ benefit. Instead, we’ve learned that organizers are definitely into paying themselves handsomely and not answering questions about its books.
Shouldn’t those traits serve as immediate disqualifications for any potential future Fair Park stewards? Objectively, how is that even a question a reasonable person would have to ask?
Cover image of the now-closed Women’s Museum by Michael Barera via Wikimedia Commons.
More Reasons Why The State Fair Of Texas Sucks:
- Its history is super racist!
- It’s a major drain on Dallas police!
- It’s bad for your health!
- It’s so damn expensive!
- It’s not the economic driver it says it is!
- It’s a super shitty neighbor!
- It’s an altar to false idols!
- It makes Fair Park useless!
- It wastes city funds on out-of-towners!
- It exploits cute animals!
- Its executives take home too much money!
- Everything on the midway is a ripoff.
- It has willfully ignored its obligations and allowed Fair Park to fall into disrepair!
- It refuses to be transparent about the way it spends public funds.
- It can’t handle Fair Park’s long-term needs.
- Its lauded scholarship program is a joke compared to those of other, similar events.
- It uses fear tactics in its negotiations with the city.
- It goes out of its way to shield its crowds from the poor black neighborhood that surrounds Fair Park.
- Its low-level employees get burned by its executives’ bad business decisions.
- Its ticket-based economy is designed to squeeze even more cash out of attendees.
- It cares way too much about parking lots that go unused most of the year.
- It’s petty as fuck.
- It celebrates humanity’s fucked up relationship with livestock.
- It refuses to change.