With Its Hefty Coconut Scent And Strong Vanilla Flavor, Lakewood Brewing Company’s Coconut Temptress Will Lure You Into A Buzz Before You Realize It.

Welcome to On Tap! Each week in this recurring feature, we’ll take an in-depth look at one of the many beers now available in the suddenly crowded North Texas brew scene. The goal here is to look at these area beers without our local goggles on and to wonder aloud, “Is this beer good or do I just like it because it’s local?” Should be a fun experiment, no? Cheers to that!

This week, we sipped on Lakewood Brewing Company’s Coconut Temptress.

Fast Facts on Lakewood Brewing Company Coconut Temptress.

Style: Imperial Milk Stout with Coconut.
ABV: 9.1 percent.
International Bitterness Units (IBUs): 56.
Color: Very dark brown.
Availability: Kegs and bottles, seasonal.

We’re no stranger to the lineup of Temptress brews from Lakewood Brewing Company, but it feels good to get lured once again by the siren’s call. Temptress is a beer that put and keeps Lakewood Brewing Company on the map. This latest variation on the Temptress theme, namely Coconut Temptress, takes an already very good beer and mixes things up just a little bit. This Temptress variation contains coconut and vanilla, two flavors I can put up with in a beer to a certain extent if done correctly. Temptress is all about strong flavor, strong aroma and hefty alcohol content. This isn’t one of those beers that you’d drink at sensory analysis classes for beers. It’s more of the hit-you-over-the-head type. There’s just a lot going on with this line of beers and a sense of adventure and helmet are required.

Background on Imperial Milk Stout.
The Imperial Milk Stout is all about robust flavor and strong aroma. On a typical milk stout of the non-imperial variety – sometimes also called sweet stout – the grain bill should contain a fair amount of residual sweetness, either through higher-kilned malts that leave unfermentable dextrins or through other sugars that do not ferment out, like lactose. If lactose is used in a beer like this, it takes on the moniker milk stout because of its lactose addition. Sweet stouts typically have a lower ABV, but an imperial version like Temptress can propel a beer’s ABV into helmet beer territory. Common flavor characteristics on this style of beer are deep, rich, slightly roasty and chocolatey. Carbonation is normally low to medium, and these beers tend to take on a creamy, full mouthfeel.

Coconut Temptress pours near-black into the glass and a pillowy amount of tan foam forms on the pour.

Coconut really shines through in the aroma department. I was curious to see how much vanilla I noticed on the nose, and boy, is it present. But the coconut and vanilla remain in harmony with the chocolate and light roasty notes from the main thrust of the grain bill. And unlike some other coconut beers I have tried, Coconut Temptress seems to pull off the whole coconut thing without making my brain go straight to Sunscreen Town. It’s important to note here that Lakewood suggests that you serve this beer in the 50-55 degrees Fahrenheit range. And as the beer warms up a bit, more and more aroma starts to jump out of the glass. Frankly, serving this beer straight from the fridge means doing yourself a disservice.

I feel like this beer drinks a little bit green. Don’t get me wrong, Temptress lovers, this beer is damn good. It just drinks really bright. I get a moderate amount of alcohol tingle and warmth on my tongue. Behind the initial bright pop of flavor and warmth on the tongue, I get waves of chocolate and a hint of bourbon barrel even though there’s no barrel use in the production of this beer. It’s the hint of vanilla that reminds me of drinking a sweet bourbon and I dig it. I don’t get quite the same level of booziness that I notice when drinking a regular Temptress. It seems more hidden, and my guess is that the addition of coconut and vanilla help mask some of that alcohol. Bitterness is noticeable on this beer, but it doesn’t play a major role. Rather, the hops get just enough prominence to help balance out the sweet side of the flavor profile.

Carbonation is medium-high on Coconut Temptress. Maybe it’s the carbonation that throws me off a little bit. Or perhaps I blame the occasional Nitro Temptress that has spoiled me with its tiny bubbles and ultra-creamy mouthfeel. But Coconut Temptress persists with its bright carbonation that seems to augment the flavors as they dance across my tongue. There is plenty of residual sugar on this beer and it begs to be nursed slowly.

Overall Impression.
Dear Temptress, I wish I could quit you. Just kidding — that’s a fucking lie. I can’t say that I drink Temptress on the regular, but each time I do, I am again reminded of why this beer has such strong staying power. Furthermore, I feel like Lakewood Brewing Company has a good thing going with its ongoing variations on the main Temptress theme. So while I won’t be one of those nerds lined up at the brewery for the next this-or-that variation of Bourbon Barrel Aged Temptress, in whatever variation it comes, I do think that this version of Temptress is absolutely worth buying. Drink a couple now and save a couple for a year and let them mellow out a bit. I bet a 1-year old version of this beer is dynamite.

Score. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give Lakewood Brewing Company Coconut Temptress a 9.5.

Previous On Tap Reviews:
• Revolver’s Sangre y Miel: 10.
• Peticolas’ Royal Scandal: 10.
• Community’s Mosaic IPA: 10.
• Peticolas’ Velvet Hammer: 10.
• Collective Brewing Project’s Boysenbarrel: 10.
• Community’s Barrel-Aged Legion: 10.
• Community’s Legion: 10.
• Martin House River Horse: 9.75.
• BrainDead’s Fill in the Blancs: 9.5.
• Oak Highlands’ Freaky Deaky: 9.5.
• Lakewood Brewing Company’s Coconut Temptress: 9.5.
• Deep Ellum’s Barrel Aged Four Swords: 9.5.
• Lakewood’s Saint Dymphna: 9.5.
• Peticolas’ Lost Epic: 9.5.
• Community’s Ascension Porter: 9.5.
• Lakewood’s Temptress: 9.5.
• Lakewood’s Goatman: 9.5.
• Community’s Public Ale: 9.5.
• Peticolas’ Thrilla in Brazilla: 9.5.
• Collective Brewing Project’s SMaSHY: 9.2
• On Rotation’s Lingonberry Sahti: 9.25.
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• Woodcreek’s Bourbon Barrel Bock: 9.
• Lakewood’s Wild Manimal: 9.
• Revolver’s Blood & Honey: 9.
• Martin House’s Imperial Texan: 9.
• Community’s Trinity Tripel: 9.
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All photos by Ben Smithson.

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