Here They Are, The 17 Jerks (And Countless More) Most Responsible For Holding The Rest Of Dallas-Fort Worth Back In 2017.
Mass shootings, political strife, act...
The Jig Is Up, Sean Baugh, And Your Days Of Falsely Dragging Around Your Dog Lamby Around Uptown, Bishop Arts And Deep Ellum For Sympathy Are Over.
Hey Sean Ba...
It's Time To Pedal Out Of Dodge, You Traffic-Clogging Booze Bikers.
Dear Privileged Party People and The Bike You Rode In On,
Other than seeing a freshly sm...
It's Time To Clean Up Your Act, You Bullshit "Artist" Who's Tagging "Bukowski" All Around Deep Ellum.
Dear Fake-Ass Bukowski,
Wait, no.
Scratch that.
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As the Year Draws to a Close, Let's Look at 11 Awful People From Dallas And The Surrounding Areas Who Wrecked 2016 For The Rest Of Us.
Well, here we are in the...
It's Not Funny Any More, Chewbacca Mom.
Dear Chewbacca Mom,
Actually, strike that. We refuse to refer to you by that dumb nickname.
Dear Candace Payne,
...
Save Some For The Fishes, You Water Wasters.
Dear People Who Are Watering Their Lawns Like Crazy,Oh, how quickly we forget. After an historically rainy and flo...
We've Changed Our Mind About You, DeAndre Jordan.
Dear DeAndre Jordan,What's up big guy? Are you having fun on your Caribbean cruise? We wanted to ge...
There's Not A Lot To Like About You, Tim Conatser.
Dear Tim Conatser, How are you feeling right about now? Remorseful, we hope, although we wonder if that...
No Wonder You're Catching Hell, Unprotected Clipboard Guy.
Dear Unprotected Clipboard Guy, How are you feeling today? Well, we hope. You haven't been...
