Stick a Fork In It, Esquire. The Tesar-Brenner Feud Is Done.
Dear Esquire,How's everything going on the man-centric media front? Pretty well, we imagine. ...
Save The Flip-Flops For The Beach, You Neanderthal.
Dear Guy at the Bar Wearing Flip-Flops,
How've you been, bro? Pretty well, we'd imagine, seeing as how g...
Get Your Shit Together, Everyone In North Texas.
Dear All of North Texas,How is everyone doing today? Struggling toward that Memorial Day weekend reward that s...
Keep The Change, You Self-Righteous Do-Gooder.
Dear Self-Righteous Anonymous Meter Fairy, How are things? Whoever you are, we hope this letter finds you well. ...
Your Tactics Are Stupid, Open Carry Tarrant County.
Dear Open Carry Tarrant County,How are you guys doing today? Make it out OK after yesterday's storms? ...
What The Hell Are You Talking About With All This Donald Sterling Stuff, Tim Cowlishaw?
Dear Tim Cowlishaw,We'll dispense with the usual pleasantries and ...
Hey, Ryan Getzlaf and Bruce Boudreau: Stop Embarrassing Yourselves.
Dear Ryan Getzlaf and Bruce Boudreau,Normally we try not to waste too much of our objects o...
The Deep Ellum Arts Fest Is Just The Worst.
Dear Main Events International,
We know you guys are busy putting the final touches on your annual takeover of D...
Choke On It, Plastic Bags.
Dear Plastic Grocery Bags,Normally, there'd be a salutation of some kind here before we got write into telling you all the prob...
Hey, NCAA Tournament Selection Committee: You Suck.
Dear NCAA Tournament Selection Committee,How's it going today? You enjoying the first couple of rounds...
