Challenge Drake to a Dance Off, Ride Out the Storm With Kali Uchis, Grab Your First State Fair Corndog of the Season, Educate Ms. Lauryn Hill, Oogle Some Motorcycles and More.

Some smartass high fashion designer has been making high heels out of common dish sponges and selling those suckers for over $1K.

And rubes have been buying them up left and right. And actually wearing them out in public.

Here’s hoping you’re a little brighter than that. I mean, surely you are. You did have the good sense to check this page to plan out your week ahead, after all.

Monday (9.24)
Tigers Jaw at Dada
A Scranton, PA indie duo.

Fords Gin Happy Hour at The Adolphus
The company founder serves up $6 gin martinis.

Tuesday (9.25)
Nothing at Dada
The metal band is really something.

Kali Uchis at The Bomb Factory
After the storm’s when the flowers bloom.

Otsukimi Moon Viewing Festival at Klyde Warren Park
Up, up in the sky.

Robert Plant at Toyota Music Factory
Get the Led out.

National Voter Registration Day
Bars everywhere are signing people up.

Wednesday (9.26)
Aubrey and The Three Migos Live at American Airlines Center
It’s Drake.

Ozzy Osbourne at Dos Equis Pavilion
The Prince of Darkness.

Laugh Your MASS Off at Main At South Side
With comedians Johnny Taylor & Daniel Humbarger.

“Age of the Supermodel” Gallery Talks at The Galleria
Director of the UNT Texas Fashion Collection, Annette Becker, talks Haute Couture in the Age Of The Supermodel.

Bad Reputation at Texas Theatre
Give a damn about the Joan Jett doc.

Thursday (9.27)
Aubrey and The Three Migos Live at American Airlines Center
It’s Drake, again.

Oktoberfest Fort Worth at Panther Island Pavilion

Interpol at The Bomb Factory
Post-punk icons.

Trinity Cider Launch Party
Welcome Deep Ellum’s new cidery to the neighborhood.

5 Seconds of Summer at Toyota Music Factory
Youngbloods say they want them.

Friday (9.28)
Opening Day at State Fair of Texas
Howdy folks.

7th Annual IFS PolaWalk at The State Fair of Texas
Kicking off the third annual Polacon, instant photography convention.

The Mavericks at The Statler Ballroom
Dance the night away.

The Fibs at Main At South Side
Celebrating the release of their sophomore album.

The Yawpers at Double Wide
Raise rabble with the Bloodshot Records rabble-rousers.

Lord Huron at The Bomb Factory
Where to go when the night is over.

Goodguys Lone Star Nationals at Texas Motor Speedway
Rods, customs, classics and muscle cars swap meet.

Saturday (9.29)
Endless Night Vampire Ball at The Church
A night in the court of Dracula.

Retropalooza at Arlington Convention Center
A celebration of all things nostalgic.

Gelato Festival at Dallas Farmers Market
Ice cold.

Xtreme Body Painting Music & Art Exhibition 2 at Deep Ellum Art Co.
Paint is clothes.

Rebel Role Model at Hollow Hill Ranch
An entrepreneurial tech conference.

State Fair Classic at Cotton Bowl
Prairie View vs Grambling.

Florence + the Machine at Toyota Music Factory
Dog days are over.

Snoop Dogg at Lava Cantina
This time he’ll be rapping, not just DJing.

MC50 at Granada Theater
Wayne Kramer celebrates MC5’s 50th anniversary with Soundgarden’s Kim Thayil and other ringers.

The Roots at WinStar World Casino and Resort
Jimmy Fallon’s band live and in person.

Sunday (9.30)
Chris Kattan at Hyena’s (Dallas)
Mr. Peepers.

Southern Throwdown at The Bomb Factory
Oliver Peck’s motorcycle show.

Lauryn Hill at Toyota Music Factory
Imagine if she ruled the world.

Aaron Lee Tasjan at Main At South Side
Singing the 12 Bar Blues.

Lydia Lunch Retrovirus at Three Links
With Hoaries, Little Beards.

Fem Fest Fort Worth! at Shipping & Receiving Bar
A celebration of women in art and music.

Turkey Fry at Braindead Brewing
Don’t burn the house down.

Oktoberfeast at Legacy Hall

Quaker City Night Hawks (7-Inch Release) at Twilite Lounge (Fort Worth)
Pick up some of their custom line or Mrs. Renfro’s queso.

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