Cut Away, Cut Away.

Looking for something to do that’s been described as “better than sex?” Look no further. A real-life vampire couple in Austin says drinking your S.O.’s blood is your ticket, calling it “an instant ticket to darkness.”

Even if you are into blood-sucking, it might be hard to find another vamp out there willing to donate some of theirs to the cause. Oh yeah, and it’s kinda icky.

So while none of the following items might be quite as good as getting boned, they are way less gross.

Monday (6.12)
At The Drive-In at South Side Ballroom
No wolf like the present.

Real Ale Beer Dinner at Urban Crust
Beer and pizza.

Half-Price Food and Trivia at The Nines
Everyone’s a winner.

Tuesday (6.13)
KXT Sun Sets at Dallas Arboretum
With Beth Ditto, Henry the Archer.

An Evening with Omar Gooding at The Hall of State
Surviving 25 Years in Hollywood.

Mystic Braves at Club Dada
Trip like I do.

Wednesday (6.14)
Young Thug at The Bomb Factory
Pick up the phone.

The Witches of Eastwick at Alamo Drafthouse (Richardson)
Something wicked this way comes.

The Joy Formidable at Club Dada
The greatest light is the greatest shade.

Thursday (6.15)
Norma’s Cafe Birthday Project
Have a slice of birthday pie to celebrate their 61st.

Proper British Pop-Up at The Craft Beer Cellar
Pies, Sausage Rolls, Scotch Eggs, Pasties and Sweets.

Demetri Martin at Majestic Theatre
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Low Cut Connie at Magnolia Motor Lounge
Revolution rock ‘n’ roll.

Friday (6.16)
Metallica at AT&T Stadium
Ooh, yea-hah.

Elm St. Tease Anniversary Party at Three Links
Take it off.

Doobie Brothers, Chicago at Starplex Pavilion
Take it to the streets.

Pitbull, Enrique Iglesias at American Airlines Center

SoMo at House of Blues

Summer Block Party at Dallas Arts District
Beat up the block.

Saturday (6.17)
Local Educationfest III at Three Links
With Sealion, Siamese, Monoculture and many more.

“Tour de Fat” at The Bomb Factory
With Jamestown Revival.

Best Little Brewfest in Texas in Old Downtown Lewisville
With 80-plus Brewery reps and industry insiders.

One-Year Anniversary at Wild Acre Brewing
Raise a glass.

Mystic River at Alamo Drafthouse (Cedars)
We bury our sins, we wash them clean.

Chris Knight at Granada Theater
The jealous kind.

Quentin Moore at Kessler Theater
A self-indulgent free show.

Sunday (6.18)
Girlpool at Club Dada
Cut your bangs.

Que Rico! DFW Latin Cuisine 2017 at Gas Monkey Live

Jesse Dayton at Love and War in Texas
Tall walkin’ Texas trash.

World Famous Gospel Brunch at House of Blues

Frank Turner at Shipping and Receiving
Get better.

Scott Stapp at Trees
The voice of Creed, solo acoustic.

To find out what else is going on today, this week and beyond, check out our event directory.

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