Get In, Loser: We're Going For A Ride-Along With The Dallas Police Department's New Chief To Celebrate The Arrival Of Taurus Season.
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Feels Like Everyone's Getting Their COVID-19 Vaccinations These Days, But Here's What Each Astrological Sign Is Really Injecting Into Their Veins.
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Since We Can't Pack Out The Bomb Factory For Her Annual Birthday Blowout, We're Pulling Healing Energy From Erykah Badu This Pisces Season.
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It's Aquarius Season, Mercury Is Back In Retrograde And The Dallas Mavericks' Otherwise Cheerful Luka Dončić Is Down Bad.
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After All The Misery 2020 Put Us Through, Capricorn Season is Leading Us Into The New Year With New Energy & Help From Dallas' Most Notorious War Criminal.
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We Have Officially Entered Sagittarius Season, And For The First And Probably Last Time, We're Following The Lead Of Rick Perry.
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Lift Your Head Up, Masochistic Cowboys Fans: Though Your Home Team Pride Is Falling, The Stars Are Here To Comfort You Through This Trying Time.
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Clutch Dallas Stars Goalie Anton Khudobin Is Serving Up Some Purely Indulgent Energies For Your Zodiac Signs This Libra Season.
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We'll Take All Of The Chaotic And Magical Energy We Can Get From The Recent Cosmic Collaboration Of Erykah Badu And Marc Rebillet.
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We're Face-Palming Into Gemini Season With The Help Of Dallas Mavericks Owner And Charismatic Star Of Shark Tank, Mark Cuban.
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