We’re All Gonna Live.
There is more than one way to spice up a week. You could always dress up as a beer bottle and steal a couple pizzas, which would come with the added bonus of internet notoriety, but also probably an arrest.
But there are at least a dozen other ways with much less dire consequences. Leave the beer bottle costume at home (or don’t!) and check out these places this week.
National Pie Day at Norma’s Cafe
Home of the mile-high cream pies.
HBO and Direct TV in Dallas at Omni Dallas
A chance to sit on the Iron Throne.
The Fat Jewish at So and So’s
With White Girl Rose.
Ignite DFW at Texas Theatre
Ten speakers, 10 minutes each.
Rebel Without a Cause at The Magnolia
Teenage terror torn from today’s headlines.
Fire Walk With Me at Alamo Drafthouse (Cedars)
The Twin Peaks prequel.
Project Funway: A Design Game Show at Round-Up Saloon
Leave in stiches.
Kristin Chenoweth at Winspear Opera House
The art of elegance.
Dawes at The Bomb Factory
We’re all gonna die.
Dave Matthews at Verizon Theatre
Rob Bank$ at RBC
Mike Doughty, Wheatus at Dada
They’re just teenage dirtbags.
Sevyn Streeter at House of Blues
How bad do you want it?
Hamiltunes at Mac’s Southside
A Tony-winning live sing-along.
Thirsty Thursdays: #getinaugurated at The Wild Detectives
Three short plays and a drinking game.
Gad Elmaleh at Texas Theatre
Oh my gad.
Spicy Food Expo at Irving Convention Center
Stand the heat.
Jason Alexander Sings Broadway at Winspear Opera House
Will Johnson, Doug Burr at Dada
Pitbull at WinStar World Casino and Resort (Sold Out)
Royal Rumble Pre-Party with Rob Van Dam at Tomcats West
He got jokes.
Dustin Ybarra at Hyena’s (Fort Worth)
Dustin loves chicken nuggets.
North Texas Comic Book Show at Fair Park Embarcadero Building
Confetti Eddie’s Naughty Magic Show at Viva’s Lounge
Make some things disappear.
Hypnotic Donut Dash at Fair Park
Dallas Public Library Book Sale
The biggest one in years and years.
Chinese New Year Festival at Crow Collection of Asian Art
Gung hay fat choy.
Xtreme Knockout 34 at Gas Monkey Live
Kevin Holland vs Geoff C. Neal.
Eric Nadel Benefit Blowout at The Live Oak
With Josh Weathers, Daphne Willis, The Hendersons.
DNCE at Granada Theater
Have some cake by the ocean.
A Giant Dog, Bad Sports, Dead Words, Teenage Sexx at Three Links
Sleep when you’re dead.
Bobby Lee at Addison Improv
Bobby loves White Castle.
Fittipaldi Exotic Driving at Texas Motor Speedway
Go for a spin.
Girl Scout Cookie and Beer Pairing at L.U.C.K.
Great taste, more filling.
Ramen-Off at Komodo Loco
May the best noodle win.
Corner Suns (Album Release) at Good Records
Live from the Astroturf.
Vegan Potluck at The Bearded Monk
Khalid at Cambridge Room
To find out what else is going on today, this week and beyond, check out our event directory.