Cory Graves
Please, Please, Please Get What You Want.
Beaten down by all the political bitching from both sides of the aisle in the days since the election? It’s rendered our Facebook feeds pretty unusable. But there’s a fix for that. Using the new Make Trump Burger Again browser extension, you can turn all photos of The Donald photos of delicious cheeseburgers.
And with all that political noise filtered out of sight, it’ll be much easier to quell the distractions and get back to what really matters – how we’re going to keep ourselves entertained the next seven days.
Monday (11.14)
Shakespeare in the Bar Presents: Julius Caesar at Ginger Man
It’s is better to drink than to learn.
Jucifer at Lola’s
It can’t be helped.
Jon Bellion at House of Blues
Wake the fuck up.
School of Bourbon at The Venue at 400 North Ervay
The best kind of school.
Women of Craft Beer Symposium at BrainDead Brewing
Cheers!
Boschell Lecture: Indiana Jones in Space at Dallas Museum of Arts
Archaeology is the search for fact… not truth. If it’s truth you’re looking for, Dr. Tyree’s philosophy class is right down the hall.
Tuesday (11.15)
PWR BTTM at Dada
I wanna boi.
Grouplove at House of Blues
Welcome to your life.
Hopped Up Cinema: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure at Alamo Drafthouse (Richardson)
Party on, dudes.
Great Good Fine OK at Lola’s
Take it or leave it.
Brewer’s Brew Off and Competition at Four Bullets Brewery
Brewer’s compete, you win.
Wednesday (11.16)
Morrissey at McFarlin Auditorium
Make sure you have a thing to wear.
Animal Collective at The Bomb Factory
Live at 9:30.
Oral Fixation: Best of Season 5 at Dallas City Performance Hall
The last edition of true life tales for adults until fall 2017.
Electric Citizen at Curtain Club
Light years beyond.
Thursday (11.17)
Har Mar Superstar at Dada
Best summer ever.
Todd Barry at Texas Theatre
Do the doggy bounce.
Metallica Hardwired To Self-Destruct Midnight Sale at Good Records
We’re so fucked, shit out of luck.
Deep Ellum Wine Walk
The two-year anniversary edition.
Beats and Eats at Granada Theater
With chef Jason West (of Sundown at Granada) and Roxy Roca.
Seis Pistos at Three Links
Six drinks.
Peticolas & Commnity Co-Tour
Park at one and get bussed to the other and back.
The Dark Side of Oz at Dan’s Silverleaf
Everything under the sun is in tune.
Friday (11.18)
NOFX at Gas Monkey Live
Get punk in drublic.
Brewer’s Ball at Omni Dallas
Booze and schmooze.
Inaugural NTX Beer Week Omni Lawn Party
Party outside the Brewer’s Ball with The Hardline.
Fetish and Fantasy at Dallas Eagle
Be the leather master.
Wiz Khalifa, D.R.A.M. at The Bomb Factory
Dem boyz.
Warpaint at Trees
Love is to die.
Legends of Southern Hip Hop in Dallas at Verizon Theatre
With Mystikal, Juvenile, 8Ball & MJG, Trick Daddy, Bun B, Scarface.
Jim Breuer at House of Blues
Goat boy!
All Get Out, gates, Microwave at Three Links
Nobody likes a quitter.
Vice Palace: The End at Dada
With Badtwin, Cygnus, Def Rain, Felt and Fur, Jake Schrock, PSYCHIC KILLERS.
Arc Iris, Siamese at Double Wide
Paint with the sun.
Beef Jerky and Beer Pairing at TUPPs Brewery
So meaty.
Rhett Miller, Bent Best, Kevin Aldridge at Magnolia Motor Lounge
An acoustic evening with.
Mortified at Dallas Comedy House
Featuring a book reading by a founding member of The Cure.
Saturday (11.19)
DAMN XX at RBC
Dallas’ 20th ambient music night.
TruTV Impractical Jokers “Santiago Sent Us” Tour at Verizon Theatre
Starring The Tenderloins.
Amy Schumer at Choctaw Casino and Resort
What a trainwreck.
Grand Opening at Est. 1914
Oak Cliff’s newest source of vintage and current trends.
Mac Miller at The Bomb Factory
Dang!
Eastside Taco Ride at The Lot
Get on your bikes and eat.
CF Concert Series at Gas Monkey Live
Starring Rhett Miller and friends.
Dance Yourself Clean at Trees
An indie-pop dance party.
The Yawpers at Curtain Club
Do it right.
Nervous Curtains, Night Drive, Hella Zealous at Double Wide
How to survive the end of time.
Lewis Black at WinStar World Casino and Resort
The old yeller.
Keegan McInroe’s Willie Special Birthday at Magnolia Motor Lounge
Crazy!
Sunday (11.20)
Monty Python & the Holy Grail at Majestic Theatre
And now! At Last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which aren’t quite the same as this one is.
Cranksgiving at Local Hub
Part bike ride, part food drive, part scavenger hunt and a whole lot of fun.
The Starck Chronicles at The Church
Pure ecstasy.
The Baptist Generals at Twilite Lounge (Free)
The dogs that’ll bite you.
Pentatonix at American Airlines Center
Hallelujah.
Ramon Ayala y Sus Bravos Del Norte at Billy Bob’s
Como el topo.
Russ at South Side Music Hall
For the stunt.
Homebrew Throwdown at Panther Island Pavilion
You drinkin’ what they’re throwin’ down?
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