Time To Get Ill.
This week, Uber’s self-driving big rig made its first delivery, a truckload of 50,000 Budweisers. First they came for our truck drivers’ jobs and I said nothing because I wasn’t a truck driver. But pretty soon, the automitons came for all our jobs, leaving us with a hell of a lot more free time — yeah, that’s a nice way to frame it.
That said, we better get used to having a lot more time off. Let’s get some practice in by thinking of new and exciting ways to fill each and every day this coming week. How about it?
Suspiria at Texas Theatre
With a performance by the Neo-Classical Ballet.
Portugal. The Man at Granada Theater
Don’t sleep on it.
Reeve Carney at Dada
ghoul5 at Off the Record (Free)
New Math Monday.
Adele at American Airlines Center
Death From Above 1979, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club at House of Blues
Right on, Frankenstein.
Rumer Willis at Granada Theater
A postmodern cabaret.
Second City’s Unelectable You at Majestic Theatre
A completely unbiased political revue.
WizardVizion at The Chat Room (Free)
Featuring a very special secret guest. Wink.
Election at Alamo Drafthouse
Adele at American Airlines Center
Roll in the deep.
KXT Turns 7 at Kessler Theater
With White Denim.
Baio at Three Links
AKA Chris from Vampire Weekend.
Ingrid Michaelson at House of Blues
Hit the lotto.
Nick Offerman at Majestic Theatre
A Conversation About Press Releases at Crown and Harp
R.I.P. DC9 at Night.
FIDLAR, SWMRS, The Frights at Trees
So what, fuck you.
Matt and Kim at The Bomb Factory
With Rubblebucket, Wild Child.
Survival of the Fittest at Arlington Convention Center
Feat. ROH World Television champ Bobby Fish.
Jamestown Revival at Kessler Theater
Witness the education of a wandering man.
Jacuzzi Boys, Pearl Earl, Loafers at City Tavern
Texas Whiskey Showdown at RYE 51
Whiskey, all you want.
Brew-Haha Comedy Series at Oak Highlands Brewery
Laugh until Freaky Deaky comes out of your nose.
Hops for Hounds at Community Beer Co.
Mankind’s two favorite things.
The Adam Carolla Show at Majestic Theatre
The Dillinger Escape Plan at Trees
For the last time ever.
Tim Heidecker at Texas Theatre
The Neighbourhood, Manchester Orchestra, Chappo at The Bomb Factory
It’s almost sweater weather.
Jesse and Joy at Verizon Theatre
More than amigos.
Lettuce at Gas Monkey Live
Do it like you do.
Bob Mould, Will Johnson at Trees
See a little light.
Maria Bamford at Majestic Theatre
Festicle at BrainDead Brewing
Another craft beer fest…icle.
Phantogram at The Bomb Factory
Fall in love.
Ultimate Cocktail Experience at Klyde Warren Park
If you want the ultimate you’ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price.
Five Years of Beers at Deep Ellum Brewing Company
Three cheers! Plus two more.
Xtreme Knockout 33 at Gas Monkey Live
Kevin Holland vs. Jose Leija.
Dirty Side of Dallas Tour at The Foundry
She’s on the back side of Dallas where every taxi driver knows her name.
Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox at Verizon Theatre
PMJ and chill.
”Border Cantos”: Artist Lecture and Performance at Amon Carter Museum of American Art
Photos and music.
Texas Chili Fest at Granada Theater
W/ Cody Canada, Charlie Robison and Texas’ top chili chefs.
Joe Mande at Sons of Hermann Hall
The first guy to drink milk.
Cancer Jam at Strauss Square
Featuring Andrew Tinker & the Texas Gentlemen.
Alex G, LVL Up, Brandon Can’t Dance at Three Links
Car Seat Headrest at Dada
Fill in the blank.
Olivia Holt at Trees
Nothing’s gonna stop her now.
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