Step Right Up.
In November, Nike will release its HyperAdapt 1.0 shoes, that automatically adjust to their wearer’s feet. Oh, and they’re self-lacing, just like Back to the Future II predicted we’d have.
Never mind that that flick thought we’d have them since at least October 2015. Predicting the future 20 years out and only being off by one year? That ain’t too bad.
Fortunately, the results are even more accurate when you’re only predicting what’s going to happen in the next seven days. So we can say with a pretty high degree of certainty that here is exactly how it’s going to play out.
Kinky Friedman at Dan’s Silverleaf
Why the hell not?
Presidential Debate Bingo at Oddfellows
And Drumpf was his name-o.
Charlie Puth at House of Blues
Nothing but trouble.
Dallas Stars vs St. Louis Blues at American Airlines Center
The pre-season starts here.
Okkervil River at Kessler Theater
Call yourself Renee.
Ask Me Another at Majestic Theatre
NPR’s exciting new show featuring puzzles, word games and trivia.
Crime Watch Meeting at J. Erik Jonsson Central Library
Take a bite out of the Deep Ellum crime wave.
YG at South Side Music Hall
Andrew Bird at Majestic Theatre
Are you serious?
Humans of New York: An Evening with Brandon Stanton at UNT Coliseum
Another distinguished lecture.
Literal Cats 2: 2 Cats, 2 Furrious at RBC
Dallas Mavericks Open Practice at American Airlines Center We talkin’ ’bout practice?
Thirsty Thursday at The Wild Detectives
A literal drinking game.
Oh, Snap! at The Whippersnapper
Dallas’ favorite drunken variety show.
Always Something at Dallas Comedy House
Band of Skulls at Trees
Know what you are.
Tour of Gymnastics Champions at American Airlines Center
Go for the gold.
Leo Kottke at Kessler Theater
Off the Top: Freestyle Competition at Crown and Harp
Spit from the dome.
Between the Buried and Me at Gas Monkey Live
Turn on the darkness.
Bloody Knives, Little Beards, Psychic Killers at Double Wide
I will cut your heart out for this.
Opening Day at the State Fair of Texas
State Fair PolaWalk
Another interesting development.
Brew-Haha Comedy Series at Rabbit Hole Brewing
Laugh until Dark Snark comes out your nose.
Shane Smith & the Saints at Billy Bob’s
Dance the night away.
Johnnyswim at American Airlines Center
Don’t let it get you down.
Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King at Texas Theatre
He’s from The Daily Show.
Tycho at The Bomb Factory
Kacey Musgraves at the State Fair of Texas
Follow your arrow.
Biz Markie at House of Blues
He got what you need.
Doug Loves Movies Podcast at Hyena’s (Dallas)
Doug Benson tapes an episode of his show.
White Mystery at Three Links
ACL Live Stream at The Bomb Factory (Free)
Featuring a live set from Blue, the Misfit.
Deep Ellum Urban Race at Life in Deep Ellum
A scavenger hunt.
Prairie View A&M vs Grambling at the Cotton Bowl
The other State Fair classic.
Cute is What We Aim For at Gas Monkey Bar N’ Grill
The curse of curves.
Die Antwoord at House of Blues (Sold Out)
They have candy.
Eliot Sumner at The Foundry (Free)
Flume at South Side Ballroom
Drop the game.
Texas Beer Camp at Long Road Farm
Drink all day, drink all night.
Oak Cliff Lively Fest in Bishop Arts District
PolaCon in Denton
The world’s first instant film convention.
Flight of the Conchords at Verizon Theatre
It’s business time.
Endless Night Vampire Ball at The Church
“A gathering of the spirit, mystery, magick, romance, sensuality and immortality of the Vampire World and culture.”
Captain Blood at 508 Park Amphitheater
His sword carved his name across the continents — and his glory across the seas!
Catfish & the Bottlemen at House of Blues
Ex-Cult at Dada
Don’t feel anything.
Maná at American Airlines Center
De pies a cabeza.
Stevie Ray Vaughan Remembrance Ride & Concert at South Side Ballroom
Featuring Los Lonely Boys.
Gay Day at The State Fair
Oh hay, folks.
Idiocracy at Texas Theatre
It’s a no-brainer.