Over the weekend, a British woman massively failed to get in formation for Beyonce’s two-night stand at Wembley stadium — and she didn’t even realize it until it was already too late. Tickets in hand, the woman, her husband and their son headed to the venue on Sunday, only to figure out last minute that her tickets were actually for the previous night’s show.
Her first mistake, she admits, was booking the tickets while drunk. The even bigger error, though, was failing to properly plan her week. Missing out on events like Queen Bey’s trip to town are tragic, but, thankfully, they’re also easily avoidable. Don’t miss out this week. Make sure you have a plan.
Brass Knuckle Beatdown at The Libertine
Stuff ’em in.
Lone Stars and Stripes at Lone Star Park
Play the ponies.
Blazing Saddles at The Magnolia
Never give a saga an even break!
Public Meeting: Mental Health and Homelessness at Dallas Public Library
Start the dialogue.
Tuesday Night Trash at Texas Theatre
This month’s screening is 1988’s Black Roses.
Loafers at Double Wide
With Thee Commons, Blood Letters, Teen Sexx.
Ladies Night: Let’s Build a Bike at Local Hub
Get it in gear.
Whisper of the Heart at Angelika Film Center (Dallas)
Suki na hito ga dekimashita!
Jim Gaffigan at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Beyond the pale.
Denmark Vessey, Gensu Dean at RBC
The meek shall inherit the earth.
Craig Robinson at Addison Improv
Welcome to heaven, mothafuckas.
Rockin’ the River: Dalton Domino at Panther Island Pavilion
Now with E. coli!
Grubes Bobblehead Night at Dr Pepper Ballpark
Also the Roughriders are playing some baseball.
Party Static at Three Links
The tape release/tour kickoff show.
Ninkasi Last Band Standing: Supersonic Lips vs Rat Rios at Dada
Two bands enter, only one leaves.
Miranda July’s Lost Child at Winspear Opera House
Zakk Wylde at Gas Monkey Live
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Richard Buckner at City Tavern
Pageantry at Shift Coffee
An album listening party and coffee blend release.
Twenty One Pilots at Allen Event Center
Roger Creager: Behind the Songs at Kessler Theater
Fun all wrong.
Bart Crow at Billy Bob’s
Run with the devil.
Moon Boots at It’ll Do Club
Don’t ask why.
Start of Summer Water Gun Fight at Klyde Warren Park
They Say the Wind Made Them Crazy at Ochre House
Celebrating the release of their new album.
North Texas Comic Book Show at Dallas Market Center
Turn the page.
Grand Opening at Benny Jack Antiques
There might be a little dust on the bottle.
D-Town Beatdown at Versus Gameplay
If you play your cards right…
Charley Pride at Arlington Music Hall
Kiss an angel good mornin’.
Don’t Think Twice at The Magnolia
Featuring a live Q&A with director Mike Birbiglia.
Adventure Club at SiSu
Make a splash.
Silas Nello at Vickery Park
Celebrating the release of his latest album.
Halsey at Allen Event Center
She’s blue, she’s blue.
Too Hot To Handle 15K at White Rock Lake
Light your candle.