Tattoo You.

Last month, Phil Colins announced a plan to end his four-year retirement to tour and record his first original solo album since 2002. Not everybody's stoked on the news, though, and a petition to stop Colins based on the argument that “There is far too much suffering in the world as it is” has racked up thousands of signatures.

How silly. Why are we wasting so much time worrying about hypothetical Phil Colins tours? In the end, it's even easier to just not buy a ticket than to bother yourself with petitions because, well, it doesn't require you to actually do anything.

Also? There's so many better things you can do with that time. We've taken the liberty to compile these for you. Can't stop, won't stop.

Monday (11.9)
Modern Baseball at Trees
Fine, great.

Born Ruffians at Dada
Eat shit.

Scott Weiland at South Side Music Hall
He's dead and bloated.

Blinkat Ochre House
Written and directed by Kevin Grammer

Tuesday (11.10)
Shopping at Double Wide
Take it outside.

Daymond John at UTA
Swim with the shark.

It's Just Banter at Off the Record (Free)
Your second favorite podcast.

Tuesday Night Trash at Texas Theatre (Free)
This month's feature is Blood Freak.

Wednesday (11.11)
Fourth Anniversary Extravaganza at Deep Ellum Brewing Co. (Free)
Go down easy.

Babes at The Prophet Bar
Keep on living.

Falling in Reverse at House of Blues
It's over when it's over.

Thursday (11.12)
Elm Street Tattoo Festival at Three Links
With Poison Idea, Hellshock, Wild//Tribe and more.

America's Got Talent at Verizon Theatre
The All-Stars Tour.

The Damnation of Faust at Meyerson Symphony Center
A legende dramatique.

Elm Street Tattoo Festival at Trees
With Agnostic Front, Lower Class Brats, Dog Company and more.

Birds and Brew at Trinity River Audubon Center
Flock together.

Crooks at Billy Bob's
Comin' around again.

Maudlin Strangers at Dada
Stay young.

CHIT CHAT: Jason Willaford at Dallas Contemporary (Free)
Sorry, this will only take a minute.

Friday (11.13)
Elm Street Tattoo Festival at The Bomb Factory
Tattoo marathon + sets from Reverend Horton Heat, Mariachi El Bronx, The Briefs and more.

Elm Street Tattoo Festival at Three Links
With JFA, Negative Approach, Fang, The Hellions and more.

Brewers Ball at Renaissance Hotel
An intimate evening of food and frivolity.

Chance the Rapper at South Side Ballroom
He's your pusha, man.

The O's (Album Release) at Kessler Theatre
With Deep Blue Something, Matt Hillyer.

Israel Nash at Dada
The fire and the flood.

Dallas Fetish Ball at Lizard Lounge
Opening night party!

The Breakfast Club at Alamo Drafthouse
With Molly Ringwald.

The Art of Tom Sale & Andy Emmons at {neighborhood}
Opening reception.

Saturday (11.14)
Elm Street Tattoo Festival at The Bomb Factory
With Leftover Crack, The Bronx, Riverboat Gamblers and more.

Elm Street Tattoo Festival at Three Links
With Mind Spiders, VIDEO (album release), Sealion, Fungi Girls and more.

Trinity River Half Marathon
Run the river.

Art Con 11 at 1450 Browder Street
Bands, booze and a live art auction.

BrickUniverse LEGO Fan Convention at Irving Convention Center
Everything is awesome.

Emily Kinney at The Live Oak
The singing dead.

Dallas Tomato Battle at Fair Park
Food fight!

Last Show at Macaroni Island (Sold Out)
With Two Knights, Dust Congress, New Science Projects and more.

Leon Bridges at Majestic Theatre
He's coming home.

Health at Trees
Dark enough.

Diana Krall at Verizon Theatre

Jay Farrar at Kessler Theater
Performing the music of Son Volt.

Hibou at The Foundry (Free)
Eat more chicken.

Sunday (11.15)
Elm Street Tattoo Festival at Three Links
With Revolution Mother, Reverend Horton Heat (solo, not acoustic), Tiki Bandits and more.

Deafheaven at Trees
Come back.

Meat Fight at Trinity Groves (Sold Out)
Merry Meatmas.

Merle Haggard at Gas Monkey Live
It's all going to pot.

RAC at Granada Theater
It's the remix.

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