Be More Kind With Frank Turner, Feel Like A Rock Star With Post Malone, Celebrate Selena, Show Your LGBTQ Pride or Hit The Oak Cliff Film Festival.

Recently, a Danish guy hacked his paper shredder to run at 44,440 RPMs. It’s something to behold watching it guzzle down docs in nanoseconds.

It seems kind of dangerous, though. Not just because it looks ready to slice your arm clean off, but because it’d be so fun to feed that it’d be hella addicting. One might never leave the house again.

So, before you think about doing this to your own paper shredder, take a look at the following list. Are you really ready to give up all these great outings over some demolished paper bits?

Monday (6.11)
Post Animal at Dada
Think of them in a castle.

The WD Book Club:The Sky Is Yours at The Wild Detectives
Do your homework.

Tuesday (6.12)
Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls at House of Blues
With The Menzingers, Lucero, Homeless Gospel Choir.

Maps & Atlases at Dada
Fall apart.

Tuesday Night Trash: Bloodsuckers From Outer Space at Texas Theater
Farmers in Texas become brainwashed bloodsuckers.

Wednesday (6.13)
Bruno Major at Three Links
A song for every moon.

Pop-Up Beer Dinner at 3 Nations Brewing
With Chef Uno Immanivong of Chino Chinatown.

Thursday (6.14)
Celebrate Selena Day at The Rustic
Como la flor.

Comedy! A Showcase at Noble Rey Brewing Co.
Free comedy, delicious beer.

Post Malone at Toyota Music Factory
Feel just like a rock star.

OCFF: Bad Reputation at Texas Theatre
A Joan Jett documentary.

Friday (6.15)
Jeremy Enigk at Dada
The long wait is over.

Oak Cliff Film Festival at Texas Theatre
Screenings of The Passion of Joan of Arc and Meow Wolf: Origin Story.

Late Night at the Dallas Museum of Art
This month’s theme: LGBTQ Pride.

Comedy Get Down at Verizon Theatre
With Cedric the Entertainer, George Lopez, DL Hughley, Eddie Griffin.

Mustache Envy presents Icons of the Gay Agenda at Sue Ellen’s
Bring the Bert to your Ernie.

Saturday (6.16)
Oak Cliff Film Festival at Texas Theatre
Screenings of Damsel, Skate Kitchen and more, with live performance by The Octopus Project after.

Glitch Mob at House of Blues
With a signing at Good Records beforehand.

Dallas Yoga Fest at Southfork Ranch
Namaste.

Fort Worth Margarita Festival at The Yard
Sweet and sour.

QueerBomb Dallas in Deep Ellum
The hot blast from the Big D.

Yella Beezy at 2513 Deep Ellum
Turn up one.

Sunday (6.17)
Belle and Sebastion at The Bomb Factory
It is wicked not to care.

Jerry Douglas Band at Kessler Theater
The world’s foremost dobro expert.

Oak Cliff Film Festival at Texas Theatre
Screenings of Never Goin’ Back, Dudes and more.

Lou Barlow at Good Records
Brace the wave.

Tart and Beer Pairing at LUCK
Sample new wares from Tart-a-licious.