New Dez Bryant Emoji Let's You Throw Up The Text.
There's an old joke about teens being so dumb that they need pictures on cash registers to ring up customers' orders at fast food establishments.
In a completely unrelated note, emojis are an increasingly popular way for people to communicate. Sometimes, they're used for the entirety of conversations. The little pictures can be used for almost any conversation, whether it be a skull to indicate that you're dying of laughter or an eggplant plus splash to indicate, um, something else.
Now, thanks to the free Sportsmanias app that's used for fantasy sports news, there are now NFL emojis available for Sunday smack talking purposes. Peyton Manning with a purple mark on his large forehead? Check. Party-ready Rob Gronkowski? Yeah. Bloody-nosed J.J. Watt? Absolutely.
Most importantly, there's also an emoji with Dez Bryant throwing up the “X.” Just in time, too, as it's starting to look like Dallas' top receiver is eyeing a comeback from injured reserve this Sunday.
Now, if only there was one of Dez petting his pet monkey, Dallas, too.