Welp, Thanksgiving week is once again upon us, which means you're plans for the week are probably pretty well set in stone by this point. It's a busy time of year, to be sure.
Hell, according to PornHub's page view analysis, most American's are so busy during Thanksgiving that they scarcely find time to even look at porn.
That said, if you do happen to find yourself with a few spare moments this week, we've got you covered. But if you plan on using those fleeting moments of freedom to spend a little private time with your computer, you might want to try a different website.
Sarah Jaffe at Dan's Silverleaf
The body wins.
The London Police at Groove Hair Salon
Go give 'em the what for.
Charli XCX at Dada
Dance your cares away.
The Day of the Doctor at NorthPark Center
Catch a special 50th anniversary episode of Doctor Who.
High on Fire at Trees
Bloody up your knuckles.
Reverend Horton Heat at Trees
He'll teach you how to eat at this Thanks-for-giving concert.
Gary Clark Jr. at House of Blues
Wednesday Night Jam at The Prophet Bar
It's the seventh anniversary edition.
Eat as much as you can. Nap. Repeat.
Trombone Shorty at House of Blues
It might get horny.
Juicy J at Trees
He'll make her dance.
Critical Mass at Main Street Garden Park
Get on your bikes and ride.
A.Dd+ at West End Event Center
It's a formal album release party. Formal attire, too.
R Kelly's Black Panties Album Release Party at Medusa
Ain't nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
James Murphy (DJ Set) at It'll Do
This is happening.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis at Verizon Theatre
Pop some tags.
Riff Raff at The Prophet Bar
Spring break forever.
Screaming Females at Dada
I scream, you scream. We all scream.
Behind the Screen Comedy at Texas Theatre
Laugh it up.
Design District Market at Community Beer Co.