Jump, Man.

Recently, the owner of an Egyptian restaurant in New Zealand went viral after a surveillance video showing him thwarting a robbery by simply ignoring the masked gunman surfaced online.

A ballsy move, sure, but it’s one that won’t work as well in other aspects of your life. Like, no matter how hard you try to ignore it, fact remains there’s a lot to do around town this week. So don’t try to avoid FOMO by turning a blind eye, just don’t miss out.

Monday (7.18)
Shakespeare in the Bar Presents: Romeo and Juliet at Eight Bells Alehouse
A beer by any other name would taste as sweet.

Almost Famous at Granada Theater (Free)
Kick off free week.

Tuesday (7.19)
Violent Femmes at House of Blues
Add it up.

Texas Gentlemen at The Belmont
Stay with me.

Know Your Rights at Oak Cliff YMCA
How to handle police encounters.

Punk/Goth/New Wave Karaoke at Crown and Harp
Sing it loud.

Wednesday (7.20)
Black Pistol Fire at Cambridge Room
Don’t wake the riot.

Ishi at Granada Theater (Free)
With The Octopus Project, Son of Stan.

Pam Food at Paschall
The return!

Thursday (7.21)
Drake, Future at American Airlines Center
Them boys up to somethin’.

Todrick Hall at Verizon Theatre
Straight Outta Oz.

Whitney at Dada
Light upon the lake.

Thirsty Thursday at The Wild Detectives
Three short plays and a drinking game.

Dark Rooms, Sudie, Pearl Earl at Harvest House
Karaoke goddamn superstars.

Big Business at Gas Monkey Bar N’ Grill
Command your weather.

Slaid Cleaves at Dan’s Silverleaf
Keep fighting the war.

Friday (7.22)
Brand New, Modest Mouse at Verizon Theatre
Fire it up.

Reverend Horton Heat (Solo) and Dale Watson (Solo)
An intimate evening of short songs and tall tales.

Rhye at Trees
Shed some blood.

Fear of Men, Puro Instinct at Dada
Fall forever.

Pitbull at American Airlines Center
Dat!

Chris Isaak at WinStar World Casino
Do a bad, bad thing.

Friday Night Drags at Texas Motor Speedway
Burn rubber.

Saturday (7.23)
Fitz & the Tantrums at House of Blues
Burn it up.

The Life and Death Tour at Dada
With Terror, Power Trip, Harm’s Way and more.

Roky Erickson at Granada Theater (Free)
With Natural Anthem, Moon Waves.

Dallas Record Show at Richardson Civic Center
Wax nostalgic.

Vodka Trot at Lone Star Park
On your marks…

Bad Bitches Ball at Double Wide
With The Clinton Years, Party Static, Sam Lao, Lizzie Boredom and more.

Anchorman at Texas Theatre
Stay classy, Dallas.

Chris Tucker at Verizon Theatre
Mark my words.

Sharam at Levu
Call to him.

Sunday (7.24)
The Last Waltz at Majestic Theatre
Drive Old Dixie down.

Quaker City Night Hawks at Granada Theater (Free)
The fox is in the henhouse now.

Ferralog Art Show and Concert
For the record.

Chuckie at Bungalow Beach House
Let the bass kick in.

Bring It! Live at Music Hall at Fair Park
Featuring Miss D and her Dancing Dolls.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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