Love the ’90s.
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But you should, because these things are important. This excerpt from the piece best sums up why: “We need our smartphones, notifications screens and web browsers to be exoskeletons for our minds and interpersonal relationships that put our values, not our impulses, first. People’s time is valuable. And we should protect it with the same rigor as privacy and other digital rights.”
So we won’t take up much more of your time. In fact, keep reading and we’ll even go out of our way to save you some. Below you’ll find all the best options for how to spend your coming week, all laid out in one convenient location.
BØRNS at Granada Theater (Sold Out)
Get struck by his electric love.
Andy Black at Trees
We don’t have to dance.
Mandolin Orange, Joe Pug at Kessler Theater
Do your father’s drugs.
Trampled by Turtles at Granada Theater
Wait so long.
Yung Lean at Trees
Emo rap is a thing, now.
So So Glos at RBC
Beautiful: The Carole King Musical at Winspear Opera House
Feel the earth move.
Ben Nichols at Three Links
Get on your bikes and ride.
Ghostbusters at Alamo Drafthouse
The 1984 original.
Rogue Wave at Dada
Take it slow.
Valient Thorr at Three Links
I hope the ghosts of the dead haunt yr soul forever.
Anthony Hamilton, Fantasia at Verizon Theatre
The point of it all.
Anvil at Gas Monkey Bar N’ Grill
She Wants Revenge at House of Blues
Take the world.
Wussy at Three Links
She’s killed hundreds.
Domo Genesis at Cambridge Room
Smoke that fire.
Evil Dead at Inwood Theatre
The ultimate experience in grueling terror.
Boston, Don Felder, Rick Derringer at Verizon Theatre
More than a feeling.
Fletcher’s at Fair Park
Serving off-season corndogs.
Hotelier at Dada
Eyehategod at Rail Club
Take as needed for pain.
Fea at Shipping & Receiving
Members of Girl in a Coma.
Romp Almighty, Thyroids, Vegan Shark at Spinster Records (Free)
Free local jams.
Untapped: Fort Worth at Panther Island Pavilion
With 80 breweries, Built to Spill, Hayes Carll, Grupo Fantasma and more.
Kixpo at The Bomb Factory
Get your kicks.
BrickUniverse Plano LEGO Fan Expo at Plano Centre
Everything is awesome.
Jane Lynch at House of Blues
See Jane sing.
Star Trek Night at Dr Pepper Ballpark
Live long and play ball.
I Love the ’90s at Verizon Theatre
With Salt-N-Pepa, Coolio, All 4 One, Color Me Badd, Kid N Play, Rob Base and Young MC.
DMX at Gas Monkey Live
X gon’ give it to ya.
Liz Rose at Kessler Theater
The “Girl Crush” author.
Cozy Hawks at Harvest House
Celebrating the release of their new album.
Juan Maclean at It’ll Do Club
Give him every little thing.
Buckethead at House of Blues
The time traveler’s dream.
The Art of Heroes at Sparrow’s Tattoo Company
A comic book art show featuring a dozen Ink Master alumni.
Group Therapy Vol. 3 Release Party at Shipping & Receiving
Featuring more than a dozen Fort Worth bands.
Lil Uzi Vert at South Side Music Hall
Mind your Ps & Qs.