Behold The Show Of Shows.

Feeling stressed after the SXSW/St. Patty's/Easter trifecta? Why not try out Neko Atsume, a Japanese smartphone game about collecting cats. Really, that's the whole point of the game, to feed 40 virtual strays that wander into your digital yard. It's supposed to be oddly therapeutic.

Of course, if figuring out to do with yourself for the next seven days is the underlying cause for all that stress, there's a more clear-cut path to relief. The following list of ways to spend your week in North Texas should provide that sweet relief.

Monday (3.28)
Shakespeare in the Bar at Eight Bells Alehouse
As you like it.

Sheer Mag at RBC
Fan the flames.

Wizards of Gore, Black Dream at Three Links
Recreating a show from 30 years ago.

Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat Double Feature at Alamo Drafthouse (Dallas)
Flawless victory.

Tuesday (3.29)
Ludacris at The Bomb Factory
Move, bitch.

Crock-Pot Cook-Off II at Single Wide
A slow-cooker battle royale.

Carson McHone, Jake Paleschic at Magnolia Motor Lounge
Ain't you lucky?

Wednesday (3.30)
Jake the Snake Roberts' Unspoken Word Tour at Hyena's Dallas
A WWE Hall of Famer.

Napalm Death at Trees
With the Melvins, Melt Banana.

Space Jam at Alamo Drafthouse (Richardson)
Hit 'em high.

Thursday (3.31)
Jane Goodall at UTA (Sold Out)
Monkey around.

Sarah Jaffe at Granada Theater
With Sam Lao.

Tech N9ne at Gas Monkey Live
Fam-O-Lee.

ILoveMakonnen at Rockin' Rodeo
Goin' up on a Thursday.

Friday (4.1)
Big Texas Beer Fest at Fair Park Automobile Building
Chug-a-lug.

Johnny Beauford, Laura Harrell, Nash Griggs at Spinster Records (Free)
Members of Jack Kerowax, Party Static, Moon Waves.

Snoop Dogg at Avenu
Droppin' it like it's hot.

Karen Finley: The Jackie Look at Kessler Theater
The first lady of performance art.

Repo Man at Texas Theatre
With sets from Radioactivity, Bad Times and The Noids to follow.

Kirko Bangz at Gas Monkey Live
Keep it trill.

Kool Keith, Devil Doll Burlesque, Slim Gravy, Lean Out Boys at The Rail Club
Love and danger.

K104 April Fool's Comedy Jam at Verizon Theatre
With Corey Holcomb, Bill Bellamy, Michael Blackson.

Dallas Uber Alles at Three Links (Free, Early Show)
With a Mothership, Wo Fat bill to follow.

Ten-Year Anniversary at City Tavern
Ricki Derek kicks off the three-night party.

Saturday (4.2)
Foam Wonderland at QuikTrip Park
A force of nature.

Peelander-Z at Rubber Gloves
Ride on the shooting star.

Grand Opening at National Videogame Museum
Press start.

Lee Fields & the Expressions at Dada
Did you miss Charles Bradley at 35 Denton?

Herb Alpert at Majestic Theatre
Still going places.

Friends of the Santa Fe Trail Pub Wride at Fresh Market
Get on your bikes and ride.

Beaver Trilogy Part IV at Texas Theatre
A documentary about a documentary.

Sunday (4.3)
WrestleMania 32 at AT&T Stadium
The granddaddy of them all.

Beat Swap Meet at Dada
Hey, Mr. DJ…

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