The Pieces Fit.

After jokingly Tweeting a picture of a fuzzy little Pomeranian mix with the caption “Somebody brought this bear into doggie day care,” one Tennessean set off the first big Internet debate of 2016. Here's the photo in question, although there's no question that's it's a dog, a fact that has since been confirmed by its owner.

Well then, now that that's all settled, onto the next great debate of 2016: Should you go out this week or stay home?

Only, that's not really a question, either. We already know you'll be out this week, a fact that we just confirmed ourselves right now. Not only do we know this with complete certainty, we also have a pretty good idea where'll you'll be headed, too.

Monday (1.11)
Janeane Garofalo at Granada Theater
Reality bites.

Natural Born Killers at Alamo Drafthouse
The media made them superstars.

Tuesday (1.12)
Bill Murray Trivia at Grapevine Craft Brewing
You've got to know a lot about the man who knew too little.

The Magnificent Seven at The Magnolia
They were seven – And they fought like seven hundred!

Wednesday (1.13)
Matthew Logan Vasquez at Dan's Silverleaf
With Telegraph Canyon, Daniel Markham.

Motown: The Musical at Bass Performance Hall
Hitsville, U.S.A.

Ladies Night at Red Pegasus Games and Comics
Hey ladies.

Thursday (1.14)
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis at TCU's Ed & Rae Schollmaler Arena
Sorry, open to TCU students and staff only.

Randy Rogers Band at House of Blues
Look out yonder.

Cannibal! The Musical at Alamo Drafthouse
Trey Parker's 1993 film school debut.

Art Con Select at Kettle Art
New art from Art Con vets.

Sam Anderson and Jordan Richardson at Fred's Cafe
They're their own men.

First Hearing: David Searcy at The Wild Detectives
Ponder the mysteries of the universe.

Friday (1.15)
Tanlines at Trees
Do what you don't do.

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis at WinStar World Casino
Non-TCU students welcome.

Chippendales at House of Blues
They aim to tease.

Josh Ritter at Granada Theater
Get ready to get down.

“The Kimbell on Fleek” at Artes de la Rosa Cultural Center
An exhibit by Ricardo Paniagua.

Men of Fairmount Calendar Release at Shipping and Receiving
I love my calendar boys.

The Cush, Nervous Curtains, Gollay at Lola's
Summer's gone.

Helen Ellis: Twitter-Inspired Tales at Dallas Museum of Art
She's a real character.

Mink Coats, Abacaba, Prof. Fuzz 63, Bulls at The Underpass
817's finest.

Saturday (1.16)
Fight Night at The Bomb Factory
Let's get it on.

Rodney Carrington at Majestic Theatre
Songs about dicks.

The Flametrick Subs at Three Links
The pride of Texas.

Dallas Observer Artopia at Centennial Hall at Fair Park
With an after-party at the most punk bar in town.

The Black Lillies at Magnolia Motor Lounge
If you're hard to please.

Sunday (1.17)
Tool, Primus at Verizon Theatre

It's a bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks.

“Bad” Feminisms? at Dallas Contemporary
A discussion on the art of sexual politics.

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