Have A Pleasant Tomorrow.

For the most part, we've all had a few at least a day or two off from work in the past couple of weeks. Holidays are at least good for that much. But now it's a new year and we're back at work full bore, knuckling down to make up for lost time. In situations like these multitasking is pretty much a must.

That applies not only to work, but your home life as well. To that end, the chuckleheads over at Above Average have come up with a handy illustrated guide to the top sex positions for checking one's iPhone.

We don't necessarily recommend you going that far. Hopefully, anyway, our little guide to your week ahead should give you a few free moments to, um, take care of some other business.

Monday (1.4)
J. Scott Brownlee at The Wild Detectives (Free)
Requiem for Used Ignition Cap.

AGFA Secret Screening at Alamo Drafthouse (Free)
You never know what you're going to get.

Tuesday (1.5)
RBC Underground at RBC
A Justified-themed open jam.

Tuesday Night Trash: Winterbeast at Texas Theatre (Free)
It must be seen to be believed.

Top 8 Tuesday at The Prophet Bar (Free)
A place for friends.

Deep Vellum Book Club at Deep Vellum Publishing
Discussing Ricardo Piglia's Target in the Night.

Wednesday (1.6)
Apink at Verizon Theatre
Let us just love.

Gentle Wednesdays at Lola's
A new Texas Gentlemen weekly.

Thursday (1.7)
Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 3 at Meyerson Symphony Center
Shine on.

Carlos Mencia at Addison Improv
Take a joke.

“Not That Simple” at 1501 S. Ervay Street (Free)
A night of abortion rights activism and performance.

Will Johnson (Solo) at Dan's Silverleaf
Living well is the best revenge.

Naughty Bits: Stand-Up and Sex Advice at Dallas Comedy House
Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Friday (1.8)
Dave Rawlings Machine at Majestic Theatre
When you're young you get sad, then you get high.

Oh, Sleeper at Rail Club
Vices like vipers.

24-Hour Book Swap at Chalet Dallas
Take a look, it's in a book.

Sudie, Sam Lao, DRIP at Double Wide
Serious as a heart attack.

Five-Year Birthiversary at Dada
With The Rich Girls, Classic Cult, Cliffs of Insanity.

Dark Rooms at Trees
With The Midnight Stroll, Wrestlers.

Saturday (1.9)
Curren$y at Gas Monkey Live
Rhymes like weight.

Color TV at Double Wide
With Seres, Foreign Language.

Michael Che at Dada
Live from Dallas.

The Art of Kurt Griesbach and Daniel Driensky at {neighborhood}
Cityscapes and Blurbanism.

MXPX, Five Iron Frenzy at Trees (Sold Out)
Punk rawk show.

MMA Fight Night at The Bomb Factory
Relentless.

The Best Beards in Dallas at Sundown (Free)
With Charley Crockett and Shotgun Friday.

“Table // 32° 47' 56.6678'' N 96° 50' 9.5598″ W” at Liliana Bloch Gallery
Large scale photo installation and drone video.

Sunday (1.10)
Legendary Shack Shakers at Gas Monkey Bar N' Grill
Go hog wild.

No Pants Subway Ride at 1401 Pacific Ave.
Give 'em the slip.

Hypnotic Polar Plunge at Fraternal Order of Eagles
You're as cold as ice.

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