Given how much as it's been raining of late, no one can really blame you for wanting to hide out at home this past month, binge-watching seasons of Full House. But that's precisely the reason today's teens find you so old and lame.
So let's turn the page on the ol' calendar and finally get out of this rut. Here's an abundance of places to flip the bird to the flood this week.
Decks in the Pool at Bungalow Beach Club
Make a splash.
Postmodern Jukebox at South Side Music Hall
They'll never be royals.
Eagle's BFD at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Rob Zombie and more for just $9.71.
MCA Day at Crown and Harp
Don't let the beat drop.
Action Bronson at House of Blues
Tech N9ne at Gas Monkey Live
Bar Politics at Hickory Street Annex
The “Runoff” edition.
Botany at The Boiled Owl Tavern
With Secret Ghost Champion, Squanto, Sur Duda.
One-Year Anniversary at Brass Tacks Barbershop (Free)
With Holy Wave, Que Pasa, Moon Waves.
Goodfellas at Sundown (Free)
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
Sam Prekop at Dada
Who's your new professor?
Diarrhea Planet at Three Links
With Left & Right and Sealion.
Discourse, Blistered at Sons of Hermann Hall
With Enchant, Pulled Under, Creeping Death.
Jack Oblivian at Texas Theatre
Rat City, bitch.
The Story So Far at The Prophet Bar
The Growlers, Broncho at Trees
A-Kon at Hilton Anatole
All the Anime you can handle.
Tyler the Creator at The Bomb Factory
Black Tiger Sex Machine at Gas Monkey Bar N' Grill
Studs, spikes and blood.
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah at Dada
Gimme some salt.
The Glitch Mob at South Side Ballroom
We can make the world stop.
Pinata Protest at The Aardvark
Romeo Santos at American Airlines Center
Cancioncitas de amor.
Courtney Barnett at Dada
Nobody really cares if you don't go to the party.
Tim McGraw at Gexas Energy Pavilion
Highway don't care.
Panther Fest at Panther Island Pavilion
Featuring the world's longest Slip N' Slide.
The Rolling Stones at AT&T Stadium
Paint it black.
Bicycle Brewery Tour at T&P Station (Fort Worth)
Ride to Rahr, Martin House, Collective and Chimera.
12th Planet at Lizard Lounge
Right on time.
Fifth Anniversary Show at The Common Table
New Girl Order at Dan's Silverleaf
A 35 Denton pre-sale party.
Art Conspiracy Presents: “SKEWED” at Life in Deep Ellum
Bands, booze and a live art auction.
Melt Banana at Three Links
The return of 13 Hedgehogs.
Beer Camp at Cedar Creek Brewery
Pitch a tent.
Year of the Bear (Album Release) at The Boiled Owl Tavern
With Blank-Men, Bummer Vacation.
“We Are the Worst” at The Panhandle House
Art, bands and free booze.
Jim Jefferies at Majestic Theatre
Too legit to quit.
Superheaven at Sons of Hermann Hall
All the pain.
Belmont Stakes Day at Lone Star Park
Go for broke.
The Black Dotz, Party Static, Teen Slut at Double Wide
Your cat won't like this.
M-Line Trolley Social
Celebrate the new extension.
“Extravagant Rubbish” at The Ant Colony
Aesthetic Forms and Their Opposites.