In a recent episode of MTV's True Life, a freelance model named Chanel claimed to have discovered the secret to eternal youth — or younger looking skin, anyway. And that secret, she says, is to bathe in pig's blood.
Pretty gross, right?
On the other hand, for everyone content enough with their outward appearance not to go around slaughtering farm animals this week, there's plenty of better ways to spend one's time.
ACM Awards at AT&T Stadium
JD McPherson at Sons of Hermann Hall
That'll be the day.
Steve Earle at Granada Theater
You gotta keep the devil way down in the hole.
Salute to King Crawfish Boil at The Foundry
Suck the head.
Oral Fixation at Wyly Theatre
This month's theme is “Happy Camper.”
Terminator 2's Last Show at Rubber Gloves
With Mike Majkowski, SSBT, Baby Blood, They Say the Wind Made Them Crazy.
Caitlin Rose at Dan's Silverleaf
Have you been waitin' on a broken heart?
4/20 Beer Tasting Dinner Party at Braindead Brewing
Featuring a few hemp-based dishes.
Half Baked at Alamo Drafthouse
A film about best buds.
Swan Lake at Winspear Opera House
It's about a girl who gets turned into a swan and she needs love to break the spell, but her prince falls for the wrong girl so she kills herself.
Odonis Odonis at Three Links
Hit a highnote.
Eternal Summers at Dada
Together or alone.
Hopped Up Cinema at Alamo Drafthouse
This month, it's Peticolas + Death Proof.
Father John Misty at Granada Theater (Sold Out)
Don't fear fun.
Wilco at McFarlin Auditorium
Wilco will love you, baby.
OBN IIIs at Three Links
No time for the blues.
Waxahatchee at Rubber Gloves
And a Good Records in-store, too.
Sense and Sensibility at Kalita Humphreys Theater
Pay what you can.
Hayes Carll at Rockin' Rodeo
A drunken poet's dream.
Jub Jam at Kessler Theater
I know the kids will be happy about that.
The Ting Tings at Granada Theater
That's not my name.
Peter Hook at Granada Theater
Performing Unknown Pleasures and Closer.
Lee Fields & the Expressions at Dada
Just can't win.
Faizon Love at Addison Improv
It's pretty good. It's a little too good.
Matt and Kim at House of Blues
Critical Mass at Main Street Garden Park
Get on your bikes and ride.
Magic Burlesk and Sideshow at Confetti Eddie's Magic Parlor
Now you see it, now you don't.
Velvet Goldmine at Texas Theatre
And performances by Zhora, Ethereal and The Queer Show, Teen Slut, Pseudo Queen.
Ray Wylie Hubbard at Kessler Theater
Sure sounds nasty.
Doug Burr (Album Release) at Dan's Silverleaf
You're never going to be young again.
12th Planet at The Bomb Factory
Right on time.
Dan Deacon at Trees
Leo van Doeselaar at Meyerson Symphony Center
Playing the world famous Fisk organ.
Edgefest at Toyota Stadium
With The Offspring, Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie and more.
The Birds of Night (Album Release) at Three Links
Pop music for assholes.
Fight Night at Majestic Theatre
Roberto Marroquin vs Marcos Leonardo.
North Texas Firkin Fest at Globe Life Park
Deep Ellum Urban Race at Life in Deep Ellum