Things To Do This Week.

Get Tanked Up Out On Elm Street.

We may never be royals, but being a bona fide Lord is something we can all easily accomplish this week. It's true: All you've got to do is buy $50 worth of Scottish property online.

Is it worth it? Absolutely. Your friends will definitely notice the slightly more regal way you carry yourself, too.

Just make sure everybody addresses you by the proper title from here on out.

Sunday (12.7)
Aaron Carter at Cambridge Room
Ask him about that time he beat Shaq.

Mr. & Ms. Gothic Beauty at Lizard Lounge
Black is the new black.

Monday (12.8)
Oral Fixation at Wyly Theatre
This month's theme is “outside the box.”

Shakespeare in the Bar at The Wild Detectives
I do now remember the poor creature, small beer.

Tuesday (12.9)
Yung Lean at Trees
Emo rap is a thing, now.

Die Hard at The Magnolia
Yippee ki-yay.

Wednesday (12.10)
KXT Turns 5 at Verizon Theatre
With Brandi Carlile, Tennis and Somebody's Darling.

Ms. Lauryn Hill at South Side Ballroom
Probably, anyway.

The Great American Trailer Park Christmas Musical at WaterTower Theatre
Go back to your trailer.

Art Alexakis at Hat Tricks
So much for the afterglow.

Thursday (12.11)
Death at Trees
The metal band from the '80s, not the proto-punk band from the '70s.

Th' Legendary Shack Shakers at Three Links
Shake your hips.

Charlie Murphy at Arlington Improv
What did the five fingers say to the face?

Doug Benson at Hyena's (Dallas)
A professional humoredian.

Jucifer at Lola's
It might get loud.

Blade Runner at Texas Theatre
A chilling, bold, mesmerizing, futuristic detective thriller.

Friday (12.12)
R.L. Grime at South Side Ballroom
Everything else is secondary.

Tech N9ne at Gas Monkey Live
Fa-mo-lee.

X-Men at Inwood Theatre
Join the evolution.

Tokimonsta at Trees
Go with it.

Bad Sports at Three Links
With Radioactivity, The Phuss, PVC Street Gang.

Red Animal War at Double Wide
Emo is evil.

Bobcat Goldthwait at Hyena's
A living example of Dianetics

Saturday (12.13)
MythBusters at Verizon Theatre
No myth is safe.

Hitchhike to Rhome 20th Anniversary Concert at Majestic Theatre
Make it right, make it right.

“The Cat Show” at Mighty Fine Arts
Lol, cats.

Heart Byrne at Three Links
Same as it ever was.