Learn to Make Sushi, Crash a House Party, Go Ask Alice in Chains, Hit Up Chocolate and Cheese Parties, Get Some Pins For Your Denim and Watch a Kanye Tribute.

If you’re really hungry right now, you could always go out and steal a ramen noodle truck, as one thief in Georgia recently did, making off with nearly $100K of cheap eats.

But that sounds like a lot of work. And really, another recent study concluded that a person eating nothing but ramen for an entire year would only consume about $150 worth. So, not really worth it in the long run.

On the other hand, if you’re really bored, like, all the time, you could always just continue reading the thing that you’re already reading. It’s got ideas for things to do all week long. It’s free and easy. So totally worth it.

Monday (9.3)
Pretty in Pink at Angelika Film Center
Ducks fly together.

Ben Harper & Charlie Musselwhite at House of Blues
I’ve got the going-back-to-work-tomorrow-after-a-three-day-weekend blues.

Tuesday (9.4)
Blessthefall at Trees
No hard feelings.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Trivia at Flying Saucer (Addison)
Pay the troll toll.

Tuesday Night Trash at Texas Theatre (Free)
Showing The Art of Dying.

Wednesday (9.5)
Vaden Todd Lewis at Bass Performance Hall
With Sarah Jaffe, Josh Weathers, Austin Allsup.

Hybrid Silent Disco: Feezy & Mykel at Candleroom
So quiet.

Remo Drive, Field Medic, Beach Bunny at Three Links
Yer killin’ me.

Sushi Making Class at Musume
Let’s roll.

Thursday (9.6)
The Mountain Goats at Canton Halll
Neither a death metal band, nor are they from Denton.

Bite Nite at Cityline Plaza
Eat up.

Cheese 101 at Scardello
Say cheese.

Revolt She Said Revolt Again at Second Thought Theatre
Say you want a revolution.

Friday (9.7)
Scratch Session: DJ Jazzy Jeff at It’ll Do
The magnificent Jazzy Jeff, wack destroyer, cuttin’ up records like a samurai warrior.

Superhero Soundtrack at Bass Performance Hall
Up, up and away.

Dale Watson at Mama Tried
He only lies when he drinks.

A Special Evening with Sonia Sotomayor at Wyly Theatre (Sold Out)
Reigning supreme.

Courtney Marie Andrews at Three Links
A little rough around the edges.

Vicetone at Stereo Live
Ride or die.

Saturday (9.8)
Dallas Chocolate Festival at F.I.G.

6-Pack Trail, Bike Cruise & Craft Beer Tour at L.U.C.K.
Get on your bikes and drink.

The Dallas Pin & Patch Show 2 at Deep Ellum Art Co.
Decorate your cut.

UFC 228 at American Airlines Center
PPV is for suckers.

Matt & Kim at Texas Live
Happy if you’re happy.

The Offspring, 311 at WinStar World Casino & Resort
With Gym Class Heroes.

Champ Fest in Oak Cliff
A 30-band house party.

Phil Anselmo & the Illegals at Trees
Walk on home, boy.

Zedd at Stereo Live
Zedd’s not dead.

Alice in Chains at Toyota Music Factory
They released an album last week.

Ima Let U Finish at Three Links
A Kanye tribute act.

Brewfest at Dallas Farmers Market
Beers, beers, beers.

Sunday (9.9)
Dub Show at Dallas Convention Center
With Jeezy, Lil Baby, Slim Thug, Yella Beezy, Trapboy Freddy, Bobby Sessions and more.

Gay Day at Six Flags
Pride and rides.

Gary Numan at Canton Hall
Not in cars.

The Sound of Music at Majestic Theatre
This is one of my favorite things.

The Knot Experience at Sixty Five Hundred
Wedding stuff.

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