Go For The Gold With Shakira, Compete With Strangers at a Super Smash Bros. Tourney and Indulge in Plant Therapy With Jade & Clover.

They say you are what you eat, but KFC has decided to take things to another level with a fast food-inspired clothing line.

The fried bird purveyors are trying their hand at fashion with a line of  chicken-themed clothes and accessories, with items such as pins, T-shirts, joggers and a $3,000 logo surfboard.

But sadly, those looking to wear their love for The Colonel will have to take a trip down under, as the items are currently only available to Australians. However, the merch proceeds will go to the KFC Youth Foundation, helping to provide skills for underprivileged youth.

While it sucks we can’t live the “nug life” just yet, we take comfort in knowing that it’s all for a good cause.

In the meantime, put on your best ironic outfit for these things to do.

Ninotchka at The Magnolia
Silent movie star Greta Garbo’s 1939 debut in “the talkies.”

School of Rock: The Musical at Music Hall at Fair Park
The show combines the original movie score with 14 new songs from Andrew Lloyd Webber for an all-ages rock ‘n’ roll experience.

Shattered Glass at Angelika Film Center
The biographical 2003 film based on H.G. Bissinger’s expose of Stephan Glass.

Shakira at American Airlines Center
After postponing her El Dorado world tour, Shakira returns for another AAC performance.

Gemini Syndrome at Gas Monkey Bar N’ Grill
Thrash with the Los Angeles-based metal heads of Gemini Syndrome as they tour with Dallas hard rockers, Messer.

Super Smash Bros. Tournament at Lexus Box Garden at Legacy Hall (Free)
Enjoy drink specials and Super Smash-inspired bites as you compete on a 300 square-foot screen.

North Texas Fair and Rodeo at North Texas Fair Grounds
Saddle up for live music, 21 and under rodeo and other celebrations of this agricultural tradition.

Jade & Clover Pop-Up at The Rustic
Jade & Clover will host a BYOP — Bring Your Own Planter plant building workshop in support of Women in the Music Month at The Rustic. This is an all-ages event.

Shakira cover photo via.

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