Not Only Did You Flash Impressive Skill By Crossing Five Lanes On I-35E During Rush Hour, But You Also Pissed Off Governor Greg Abbott In The Process.
Dear Hig...
You’ve Shown A Lot Of Patience, Restraint And Wisdom In Your First Three Months Of Prosecutorial Decisions, Dallas County District Attorney John Creuzot.
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Students At The University Of North Texas Organized A "Durag Monday" During Homecoming Week, And Organizers Got The School President To Rock One Himself.
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We Want To Put A Ring On It, Arlington Police Department.
Dear Arlington Police Department,It's not often we give credit to you Boys In Blue. More often t...
Way To Do The Right Thing For Once, Walmart.
Dear Alice Walton and Walmart,We don't normally have a lot of nice things to say about you. I mean, c'mo...
We Were Gonna Crush On Area Criminal Justice Leaders, But Then We Got High.
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Way To Be The Trolliest Ebola Troll, Southside Vic.
Dear Southside Vic,How are things in the Twittersphere, bruh? Pretty good, we imagine. I mean, you stay qui...
You Can't Hide From Our Affection, Rollback Kid.
Dear Rollback Runaway,How's it going, bud? How are you adjusting to life back in the real world? Goo...
You R-O-C-K, Ansun Sujoe.
Dear Ansun Sujoe,How's it going, dude!?!? Hopefully, by now, you've managed to shake off whatever partying you did last nig...
