Bring Me Two Pina Coladas.

Apple had its big “event” last week, where, best we could tell, it announced a bunch of new products that look and function just like its existing products at a huge jump in price. Still, because it's Apple, they earned plenty of attention from the news.

What people haven't been talking enough about is the fact that taco emojis are finally coming to iPhone when the iOS 9.1 update is released later this year. Even better? Unicorn and middle finger emojis will also be included in the update. And a burrito, too.

But there's still a little bit of a wait left until you can let people know how you really feel without using any actual words. And because we wholeheartedly subscribe to the Watched Pot Never Boils theory, we'd recommend taking our lead and finding a bunch of things to keep you nice and distracted in the meantime.

To that end, we've got your next seven days covered.

Monday (9.14)
Donald J. Trump Texas Rally (Free)
You're, um, fired?

Get Up Kids at Gas Monkey Live
The 20th anniversary tour.

Tuesday (9.15)
Diet Cig at Double Wide
Watch your weight.

It's Just Banter Live Taping at Off the Record (Free)
Your second favorite podcast.

Louisa Hall Reading/Discussion/Book Signing at The Wild Detectives
Speak up.

Wednesday (9.16)
AJ Davila y Terror Armor at Three Links
Vamonos lejos.

Oral Fixation: “Push the Envelope” at Dallas City Performance Hall
An obsession with true life tales.

Mick Jenkins at Trees
Test the waters.

Thursday (9.17)
Garth Brooks at American Airlines Center
Say hello to your good-timin' man.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor at Trees
With Xylouris White.

Red Bull Sound Select at Dada
With Jessy Lanza.

Vinyl Thoughts 6 at Quixotic World
Show me the Munny.

33-1/3 Anniversary Vinyl Sale at J. Erik Jonsson Central Library
All sales vinyl.

Wordspace Season Launch Party at The Wild Detectives
With Amber Tamblyn and Derrick Brown.

The Neighbourhood at South Side Ballroom
R.I.P. to my youth.

Friday (9.18)
Garth Brooks at American Airlines Center
He's workin' on a full house.

Twyla Tharp's 50th Anniversary Tour at Winspear Opera House
Just dance.

Titus Andronicus at Trees
Get fired up.

Cash Cash at The Bomb Factory
Cha-ching.

Park(ing) Day in Downtown Dallas
In which miniature “parks” will be erected all over town for the day.

Arsenio Hall at Addison Improv
Hit me with the digits.

Fourth Anniversary at WAAS Gallery
Art so hard.

Barbarella Party at Texas Theatre
Who can save the universe?

Saturday (9.19)
Garth Brooks at American Airlines Center
He'll chase your blues away.

Wavves, Twin Peaks at The Prophet Bar
Take on the world.

Dallas Pride Pool Party at SISU
Make a splash.

Beats Antique, Lyrics Born at The Bomb Factory
Dope crunk.

Tour de Fleurs at White Rock Lake
Run on.

Lydia at Trees
Stay awake.

Tamia at House of Blues
Can't get enough.

Sunday (9.20)
Garth Brooks at American Airlines Center
He ain't going down 'til the sun comes up.

Chelsea Wolfe at Kessler Theater
Drag it out.

Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty at Trees
Stroke me.

Beat Swap IV at Dada
All sales vinyl.

Itzhak Perlman & Emanuel Ax at Winspear Opera House
If you wanna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

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