Hold The Line at The Mad Decent Block Party.
This week, thousands of Dallas adolescents head back to school, back to school to prove to their dads that they're not fools.
So what does that mean to you? Provided you're not a teacher, not much other than those annoying school zone lights are going to be on and flashing in full force. And you can bet the good folks at the DPD will more than happy to hand out tickets to anyone driving through those zones at any speed faster than 20 miles per hour.
Maybe do some due diligence today while you've still got the chance: Plot out an alternate, school-zone-free route for your daily drive and set your alarms to make sure you'll be on the road before they come on. Basically, just do whatever it takes to ensure you're not going to be hit with an outrageous fine this week.
Because, when you get a look at what all is going on this week you're going to be glad you've got the extra cash around to spend.
Funny or Die's Oddball Comedy Festival at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Featuring Dave Chappelle, Flight of the Conchords and more!
12th Planet at SISU
He's out of this world.
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony at Trees
It's [almost] the first of the month.
Cool Out at Crown & Harp
With special guests Psychic Mirrors and Miami Players Club.
Dallas Women's Equity Rally and March at Belo Garden
Fight the powers that be.
Meat Wave, The Ridgelands and Curvette at Rubber Gloves
Way Out West: An Encore Presentation at Goodfriend Beer Garden & Burger House
A celebration of Daniel Driensky's photography.
Margo's Contra-Bands Tuesday at The Margot Jones Theatre
An audio-visual experience by Clay Pendergrass. And Tacos!
Uproar Fest at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Featuring Jane's Addiction and Alice in Chains.
1310 The Ticket's Fight Night at Village Country Club
Duke it out.
Slobberbone at Sundown
Gimme back my dog.
Kool Keith at Dada
You love that.
Godfrey at Arlington Improv
Find out what one of the cockroach voice actors from Joe's Apartment looks like in person!
No Age at Texas Theatre
Fever dream a little dream.
Devin the Dude at Granada Theater
Just don't take the herb out of his doobie ashtray.
Critical Mass at Main Street Garden Park
Get on your bikes and ride.
Backstreet Boys at Verizon Theatre
Backstreet's back? Alright.
Steely Dan at Verizon Theatre
Are you reelin' in the years?
Mad Decent Block Party at Zouk
Major Lazer! Dillon Francis! Baauer! Flosstradamus! Action Bronson!
Somebody's Darling at Granada Theater
With Quaker City Night Hawks and Goodnight Ned.
Invasion Car Show at Trees
Pre-'64 rods and customs take over Deep Ellum again.
Computer Chess at Texas Theatre
A battle of man vs machine.
Black Joe Lewis at Good Records
Live from the Astro-turf!