Jesus Take The Wheel.

If you happen to be a well-trained golden retriever from China, it likely takes little more than being given the right command to make you smile. That seems to be the case for a pup named Dior who went viral this week thanks to some of his smiling online videos.

For the rest of us — and let's face it, you're reading this, so you probably fall into this latter camp, but hey, what do we know, you could be the world's first dog that can read, and that'd be pretty cool, and you should probably go ahead an email us because we'd love to break that story — it takes a lot more than being told to smile to make them pearly whites appear. We've put together a little list, though, that should help you do just that.

Monday (11.23)
The World is a Beautiful Place and I am No Longer Afraid to Die at Gas Monkey Bar N' Grill
Now that's a mouthful.

Uncle Buck at Alamo Drafthouse
He's crude. He's crass. He's family.

Tuesday (11.24)
Sam Outlaw at Twilite Lounge
He doesn't give a damn if you think he's authentic.

Havok at Reno's Chop Shop
With Black Fast, Extinction A.D., Exhortation, Enchant.

Wednesday (11.25)
Oral Fixation: “Too Many Cooks” at Dallas City Performance Hall
It takes a lot to make a stew.

Mac Miller at The Bomb Factory
Knock knock.

Tenth Anniversary of The Jam Session at The Prophet Bar
With Snarky Puppy, RC & the Gritz.

Five-Year Anniversary at Beauty Bar
With Trillwave, Sober, Red Eye and Blake Ward.

Thursday (11.26)
Happy Thanksgiving
Go Cowboys?

Turkey Trot at Dallas City Hall Plaza
Get a move on.

Friday (11.27)
Big K.R.I.T. at The Bomb Factory
The king.

Wax Ruins at Double Wide
The live debut.

Bar Betties of Dallas Calendar Release Party at Bowlounge
Love your calendar girls.

Bobby Sessions (Album Release) at Trees
Celebrate the release of one of the year's best albums.

Dalton Domino at Magnolia Motor Lounge
The next, next big thing.

Band of Heathens at Granada Theater
Celebrating the band's tenth anniversary.

Kayzo, Party Thieves at Lizard Lounge
Get fired up.

Possessed by Paul at Three Links
With Holly Golightly.

Saturday (11.28)
These Machines Are Winning, True Widow at Granada Theater
Celebrating the release of TMAW's second album of the year.

Rock Lottery at Dan's Silverleaf
Mix things up.

Deep Ellum Mimosa Walk
Shop small.

Hell Texas (Album Release) at Three Links
With Dead Flowers, Goodnight Ned.

Willie Nelson at Billy Bob's
It's all going to pot.

“Everything Means Nothing” at Kirk Hopper Fine Art
A solo exhibition by Carlos Donjuan.

Sunday (11.29)
D.R.I. at Trees
They'd rather be sleeping — deal with it.

Parkway Drive at House of Blues
Draw their ire.

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