According to a study published last week, eating the brains of dead relatives is one possible way to ward off degenerative brain diseases.
Eating brains helps you live longer? Sounds like some real-life zombie shit right there.
Of course, there's a better way; we could all just take a little bit better care of ourselves diet and exercise-wise and, y'know, try to make the most of whatever time we're given. As for the latter, here's more than a few ways to make the most of the coming week.
Geto Boys at House of Blues
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
97.9-FM The Beat Dub Car Show at Dallas Convention Center
Ghost ride the whip.
Allen Stone at Granada Theater
The hippie with soul.
Neil deGrasse Tyson at Winspear Opera House
It's not rocket science.
Dick Tracy at Alamo Drafthouse
I'm on my way.
William Fitzsimmons at Kessler Theater
Feel it once more.
D'Angelo at The Bomb Factory
The black messiah.
French Horn Rebellion at Cambridge Room
Viva la revolution.
Hopped Up Cinema at Alamo Drafthouse
This is Spinal Tap + Real Ale brews.
Great Lake Swimmers at Dada
Don't leave me hanging.
The Compleat Wrks of Wllm Shkspr (abridged) [revised] at Samuell Grand Amphitheater
2B r not 2B?
Way Gay Sing-Along at Alamo Drafthouse
You're the dancing queen.
Memento at Sundown (Free)
Some memories are best forgotten.
Lil Dicky at Trees
Barefoot at the Belmont at Belmont Hotel
With Leon Bridges, Gollay.
Lo-Fi Eyed at Double Wide
Money isn't everything.
Ben Folds at House of Blues
He's still fighting it.
Neon Trees at Granada Theater
KYLE. at Three Links (Sold Out)
Keep it real.
Deep Ellum Wine Walk
Stay classy, Dallas.
Darius Rucker at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Hey, mama rock me.
Warren G at Gas Monkey Live
Teenage Bottlerocket at Three Links
Skate or die.
Yelawolf at The Bomb Factory
Pop the trunk.
JMBLYA at Deep Ellum Outdoors
with Partynextdoor, Travi$ Scott, G-Eazy, Kaytranada, Vic Mensa, Flatbush Zombies and more.
Dirty South Rydaz at Hailey's
Northside da realist.
Whitney Cummings at Addison Improv
Love you, mean it.
Live from New York! at Texas Theatre
The SNL doc.
Heartbyrne at Granada Theater
This ain't no foolin' around.
Best Little Brewfest in Texas at Old Town Lewisville
Iliza Shlesinger at Sons of Hermann Hall
Local Education Fest at Three Links
With Blue, the Misfit, Sude, Jake Paleschic and more.
Dallas Tattoo Expo at Irving Convention Center
Show off your ink.
Night Nation Run at La Grave Field
The world's first running music festival.
Octopus Project at Lola's
With New Fumes, Def Rain.
Grupo Fantasma at Dada
Cumbia de los pajaritos.
Girls Rock Dallas Summer Splash at Fraternal Order of Eagles
Make a splash.
The Polyphonic Spree at Bar Louie's (Fort Worth)
Follow the day.
“The 40 oz.” Art Exhibit at Basement Gallery
Take that walk.
Leon Bridges (Album Release) at Scat Jazz Lounge (Sold Out)
Take me to the river.
The Orange at Granada Theater
With Jetta in the Ghost Tree, Dove Hunter, Exit 380 and The Azalea Project.