Mind Your Own Biscuits.
Let's face it: Most of us are way too lazy. No, really! According to a newly released survey by the Physical Activity Council, American inactivity level is at its highest level since 2007.
It's just as bad as it sounds, too. In the survey, the council asked folks how many times they participated in any of the 104 activities on its list — which included common things like “walking,” by the way — in the past year, and 83 million Americans answered zero times. That's right, 28 percent of the country was completely sedentary last year.
Let's change that.
Here's another list of activities to take in. Pick some and get to it. Because, together, we can do better.
Marc Maron at South Side Music Hall
What the fuck?
Bockslider Release Party at Martin House Brewing
Just one word.
Master Pancake: Transformers at Alamo Drafthouse
More than meets the eye.
Peach Kelli Pop at Three Links
Do the eggroll.
Child's Play at Alamo Drafthouse
Look who's stalking.
All Time Low at South Side Ballroom
Something's got to give.
Iron and Wine at Granada Theater
Naked as we came.
Smoke Camp at Lockhart Smokehouse
The Donkeys at Dada
NEEDTOBREATHE at Verizon Theatre
Keep your eyes open.
Simpsons Trivia at Rubber Gloves
Don't have a cow, man.
Roar at Texas Theatre
Louder than a lion.
Turkish Captain America and Santo vs Spider-Man at Alamo Drafthouse
With great power comes great responsibility.
Kodaline at Granada Theater
Come up for air.
Saul Williams at Dada
Decks in the Park at Klyde Warren Park (Free)
Scream at Alamo Drafthouse
With a live Neve Campbell Q&A.
Pearl Earl at Dan's Silverleaf
Celebrating the release of its new EP.
Eric Nadel's Birthday Benefit at Kessler Theater
With Jimmy LaFave and Emily Elbert.
The Mowglis at Cambridge Room
Say it, just say it.
Kaiser Chiefs at Trees
Do you know what you're doing, doing to me?
Kacey Musgraves at Billy Bob's
Follow your arrow.
Walk the Moon at South Side Ballroom
Shut up and dance.
Dallas Brew Mile at Fair Park
Drink and run.
Mike Epps at Verizon Theatre
Dwight Yoakam at Gas Monkey Live
He's a honky tonk man.
Whisky Extravaganza at InterContinental Dallas
Scotchy Scotch Scotch.
The Who at American Airlines Center
Don't get fooled again.
Denton Mudbug Boil behind Lucky Lou's
Suck the head.
Sarah Jaffe, Ronnie Heart at Shipping & Receiving
The body wins.
Bob Dylan at Winstar World Casino
Don't think twice.
Cinco de Mayo Run at Rahr and Sons
Drink and run.
Celebrate Dallas, Look Local Tour at Thanks-Giving Square
Hit the roof.
Boom 94.5 Music Festival at Fair Park
Back that thang up.