Sometimes, when you're bored, you listlessly wander around the house looking for something to occupy your time. Sometimes, when you listlessly wander around the house looking for something to do, you stumble upon a loaded handgun and decide to try out some cool spy movie shit. Sometimes, when you try out some cool spy shit with a loaded gun, you wind up shooting your dick off.
Don't shoot your dick off this week.
Instead, stave off boredom at all costs. Here's a few places to do just that.
The Chili Bowl Cook-Off at Three Links
A contest everybody can get behind
The Super Watch Party at Granada Theater
Are you ready for some football?
Corn Mo, Fishboy at Rubber Gloves
The magic is you.
JMSN at Dada
Homegrown Fest Lineup Announce Party at Off the Record
With “secret” performer.
Forbidden Planet at The Magnolia
It's out of this world.
Community Funkwerks Launch Party at Common Table
Zola Jesus at Trees
It's not over.
Wale at House of Blues
Jukebox the Ghost at Trees
Show me where it hurts.
Sam Hunt at House of Blues
Leave the light on.
Carlos Mencia at Addison Improv
Steal the show.
First Thursdays at The Joule
Spinster's taking over the decks.
Israel Nash at Three Links
With Taylor Craig Mills and Sam Anderson.
Miranda Sings at Majestic Theatre
Shake it off.
Doomtree at Trees
Guster at House of Blues
With Kishi Bashi (solo).
Jessica Lea Mayfield at City Tavern
Make the time.
Nipsey Hussle at The Prophet Bar
Where yo money at?
Let's Talk About Sex at Sue Ellen's
Take most of it off.
True Widow, The Cush at Three Links
Celebrate the release of The Cush's new album.
Beer and Chocolate Tasting at Ginger Man
Save some room for later.
Lumberjack Fest at Dan's Silverleaf
Keep Denton beard.
For the Love of Kettle at Kettle Art
Help keep the lights on.
Stop Light Fun Run at Rahr & Sons Brewing
Make a beer run.
Chipper Jones at Dada
Brave it out.