Use Your Noodle.
It’s Shark Week, I guess. If that still excites you, here’s some themed accessories to buy, I guess.
If, to you, Shark Week has run its course, here’s some other stuff you can do tonight other than watching the Discovery Chanel. — Cory Graves
Summer Ramen Series Kickoff with Justin Holt at Top Knot
Lucia chef Justin Holt is serving his ramen noods here pop-up style. It’s markedly more fancy than the shit you paid ten cents per in college for. — CG
Tyce Green Broadway Audition Workshop Class & Concert at Dallas Academy of Music & Performing Arts
Straight off of Broadway, the Rock of Ages dancer aims to teach you a thing or two. — CG
Pour Man’s Beer Dinner at the Common Table
Starting at 6 p.m., every Monday night, the Common Table is home to the “Pour Man’s Beer Dinner” where the not-really-that-poor Dallasite can grip a four-course meal paired with a four-beer flight for $29 a head. Even better? The menu and featured brewery is different with every week. — Evan Henry
Monday Mash at Local Hub
For those of us awesome enough to rock a fixie, this regular ride is a perfect way to kick off your week. Starting at BrainDead Brewery every Monday at 6:30 p.m., this ride averages 20 to 30 miles in length. — Javier Fuentes