Celebrate False Idols at the House of Blues.
Who hasn't at one time had the what-do-you-want-to-eat-tonight-I-don't-know-what-do-you-want-to-eat-tonight conversation with a significant other or friend? Personally speaking, we avoid these conversations by keeping up with the @FoodBitch twitter account. Her tagline? “I'll tell you what to eat and you'll like it!” And, tonight, the Bitch is celebrating her three-year Twitterversary tonight with a charity event at Oak. After you've eaten your fill, there are three extremely different concert options to choose from.
Bitchfest at Oak
Nothing makes us hungrier than arbitrary celebrations. For instance: We marked the second anniversary of the first time we watched The Karate Kid by smashing a Johnny Lawrence pinata and eating an entire box of ice cream sandwiches. So we can totally relate to the Food Bitch celebrating her third Twitterversary with a sweet nom fest at Oak.
School of Rock DFW concert at The Garage 5606 Dyer Street
Everything is better when it is smaller. Shrinkey-dinks, bite-sized Snickers and Whippets are three things that immediately come to mind. Same goes for the miniature rockers at from the School of Rock, who flawlessly execute songs released 30 years before they were born.
Idols World Tour at House fo Blues
According to Dictionary.com, the word “idol” pertains to “any person or thing regarded with blind admiration, adoration or devotion.” Good to know that we live in a country where we consider losing contestants from the 10th season of a reality television singing competition deities worthy of unwavering praise!
Tyrannosorceress at La Grange
A fun game we sometimes like to play at death metal shows is to see which of our friends can decipher the most lyrics within the singer's squealing pig noises. Try it yourself tonight while watching local grindcore act Tyrannosorceress at La Grange.