Ranked.

The 26 Best Dallas Observer Lists Of 2015, So Far.

Welcome to Ranked, our recurring column in which we take a long, hard look at oddly specific things pertaining to Dallas and tell you the order in which you should care about them.

It's no secret that we love lists — in particular oddly specific, hyper local ones, like Deep Ellum's best pizza parlors, The Ticket's on-air personalities or the 500 most famous North Texans living or dead.

We get it. Lists are fun.

But, as much enthusiasm as we've shown for ranking of arbitrary Dallas-y things, even we can't keep up with the unabashed listaholics over at the Dallas Observer, who have posted 26 different lists to its various blogs in 22 publishing days in 2015.

Pretty impressive stuff, to be sure. And that's before we even get into the old lists they've re-posted!

Anyway, since we were too busy going on dates with 10 stereotypically different Dallasites to actually come up with a list of our own these past few days — and, y'know, because content — we decided just to rank the Observer's rankings.

Your move, guys.

26. The 10 Guys You've Dated in the Dallas Music Scene.
25. The Best Bro Bars in Dallas.
24. 10 Dallas Women You've Probably Dated.
23. The 10 Best Hipster Bars and Lounges in the Dallas-Fort Worth Area.
22. The Five Best Dallas Talent Buyers.
21. The 7 Types of Bands You'll Find in Denton.
20. The Most Ridiculous Fan-Made Dallas Cowboys Music Videos.
19. Tools You'll Need to Survive an Earthquake Dallas-Style.
18. 9 Ways to Make Denton Music Great Again.
17. The Best DJs in Dallas.
16. The Best Dallas Songwriters.
15. The Best Dallas Music Twitter Accounts.
14. The Best Gay Bars in Dallas.
13. The 5 Best Female Vocalists in Dallas.
12. The Best North Texas Rock Bands.
11. 5 Women Making a Difference in Dallas Hip-Hop.
10. Five One-Dish Restaurants That Will Totally Probably Be in Dallas Soon.
9. 30 Reasons to Be Excited For Dallas Music in 2015.
8. 5 Dallas Rappers to Watch in 2015.
7. 8 Reasons Dallas Hip-Hop Is Better Than Houston's.
6. 5 Things We Know About the Return of Iconic Deep Ellum Venue The Bomb Factory.
5. Where to Shop for Quirky Valentine's Day Gifts in Dallas.
4. 5 Best Tortilla Soups in Dallas.
3. The 10 Most Powerful People in Dallas Dining.
2. 10 Dallas Restaurants You Should Be Eating at Right Now: Winter 2015 Edition.
1. Dallas' Best Liquor Stores, Ranked.