You Scream-Cried At Your Ex This Past Weekend?
Situation: You ran into your ex at a party on Saturday. Everything was fine until you started downing those damn whiskey shots. The last thing you remember is scream-crying at your past love in a room filled with innocent bystanders.
Feelings: embarrassed, guilty, sad.
Goal: to eat so much that you truly forget the few parts that you do remember.
This is a bad one.
And, yes, we all know what you mean by “scream-cry.” It's that totally hysterical, inaudible, ugly-faced, bi-polar projection that sometimes out of your mouth hole when you're sad and drunk.
We've been there.
Getting way from there isn't too tough, though. You just need to eat something so sweet that you'll get a stomachache and drift off into a self-induced coma.
Enter your two new favorite words: Banana Dog.
Ingredients: a hot dog bun, a banana, peanut butter, honey and some chocolate chips.
1. Smear peanut butter onto the inside of your hot dog bun.
2. Place your peeled banana into bun.
3. Drizzle with honey.
4. Drown in chocolate chips.
6. Repeat until you're no longer able to look at the kitchen.
Don't worry about your little tirade too much. The State Fair is open and it's getting cold, so people have plenty of distractions at the moment. Your friends will forget your psychotic episode by this coming weekend. Promise.