Because Your Swimsuit Exposes That Tattoo You've Been Trying To Forget About.
Situation: You stepped out in your swimsuit for the first time of the season this weekend and were reminded of that awful tattoo you cover daily with clothing.
Feelings: Embarrassed, shamed, insecure.
Goal: After drinking and swimming to try and forget about it, slinking off into the darkness to eat some chocolate.
It's summer and you're pumped — or, rather, you were pumped.
On your first day out at the pool, you suddenly remembered about that tattoo you forgot about. The fact that your skimpy bathing suit puts it out there for everyone to see isn't helping matters.
First things first, laugh it off. Then stay busy and keep yourself distracted. Swimming works. Drinking will help.
When you get home you can call a tattoo removal service. And you can console your emotions with a chocolate chip cookie s'more by using some ingredients you grabbed at your local convenience store on your way home.
Ingredients: Two chocolate chip cookies, a Hershey's bar and a handful of mini marshmallows.
1. Place cookies, flat side up, on a microwave-safe plate.
2. Break chocolate bar in half and place a half on each cookie.
3. Place a layer of marshmallows on one cookie.
4. Flip the other cookie-and-candy bar combo on top of the marshmallows.
5. Microwave for 40 seconds.
6. Be amazed by the fact that you haven't done this before.
Be warned: This is only a temporary solution. If you eat one of these every time you put that swimsuit on, you will be buying a new swimsuit soon — one to cover up your belly instead of your tattoos. So be sure to use the change you get back after buying these ingredients to begin your “laser tattoo removal fund.”