Things To Do In Dallas This Week: Stay The Fuck Home.

Alec SpicerMarch 15, 2020

Wash Your Hands (Even Though You Should Already Be Doing So Anyway), Practice Social Distancing And Stay At Home When Possible. Plus More! Update at 5:20 p.m. ...

Ignore The Governor: Keep Staying The Fuck Home.

Alec SpicerApril 30, 2020

Listen, Dallas: We Know It's Getting Difficult. But The Science Still Says We Aren't Ready To Get Back Out There Yet — Not Even In Phases. On March 15, before ...

Keep Ignoring The Governor: Wear Your Fucking Mask.

Pete FreedmanMarch 3, 2021

Preaching Personal Responsibility, Gov. Abbott Declared An End To The Statewide Mask Mandate And Allowed Businesses To Open At 100 Percent. It's OK To Ignore Hi...

The Cocktease: Just Drink What You Have At Home, OK?

Jessi PereiraFebruary 18, 2021

For This Week's Cocktease, We Encourage You To Stay Home, Take A Moment And Sip On What You're Lucky Enough To Have In Your Own Liquor Cabinet. Welcome to The ...

Fort Worth, What The Fuck Are You Doing?

Steve StewardMarch 16, 2020

As Dallas Mandates That All Bars And Restaurant Dining Rooms In The City Shut Down Over The Coronavirus, Fort Worth Asks That We Spread Out Our Bar Stools? Upd...

What The Fuck Is Happening In Denton?

Garrett GravleyJuly 30, 2019

Over The Weekend, White Supremacists Decided To Crawl Out Of The Gutter To Assault People And Protest An Anarchist Book Fair. What The Hell? It’s been a turbul...

These Dallas Cowboys Fucking Suck.

Paris PershunNovember 6, 2018

Now Boasting A 3-5 Record After A Devastating 28-14 Home Loss To The Tennessee Titans On Monday Night, It's Looking Like Dallas' Season Is Already Over. Two we...

It’s 2018, And The Deep Ellum Arts Fest Still Fucking Blows.

Pete FreedmanApril 5, 2018

That The Deep Ellum Arts Festival Has Lasted 24 Years Is A Legit Embarrassment For A Neighborhood That Prides Itself On Its Unique Culture & Independent Spi...

DPD Is So Fucked.

Alex GaskinJanuary 31, 2017

In Which We Run Down The Many, Many Serious Problems The Dallas Police Department Is Facing. When five Dallas police officers were killed in July’s Downtown sh...

Look At This Fucking Dish.

Scott MitchellJanuary 23, 2014

Though She Be But Little, The Easy Slider Truck's Sweet & Lowdown Is Fierce. Welcome to Look At This Fucking Dish, our recurring feature highlighting the c...