Eat Your Feelings.

Your Ex Got a Bad Haircut? Awesome!

Situation: You ran into your ex over the weekend and what a pleasant little surprise that was! Looks like old Edward Scissorhands got ahold of that wig!
Feelings: confident, satisfied, a little cocky.
Goal: to enjoy this moment to the fullest!

It's not often that you see your ex and walk away happy. And, sure, maybe it's wrong to take pleasure in another person's embarrassment. But it just feels so good!

It's almost as good as these barbecue nachos you're about to feast on taste. After all, This day calls for a celebration. And what better way to do that than stuffing your face with a true Texas treat? I mean, combining barbecue and nachos? Yes, please!

Ingredients: potato chips, pulled pork, barbecue sauce, grated cheese, pickles and red onions.

Directions:
1. Warm up your pulled pork and barbecue sauce seperately.
2. Top a pile of potato chips with your pork.
3. Drizzle that barbecue sauce over your chips and pork.
4. Top it off with grated cheese, onions and pickles.
5. Feast.

Remember: Hair does grow back. Sometimes quickly, too. So, yeah, this is just a temporary thing.

Better mentally prepare yourself for the next run-in — and the unfortunate possibility of less terrible things going on in the hair department next time around.