Five New Ways To Dress Your Wieners This Summer.

Proof that the Fourth of July is the best: It’s the one day we literally light shit on fire in the name of freedom!

Thing is, most July Fourth celebrations are pretty much the same. You hang out a pool, you grill up some eats, you down some beer and then you go watch fireworks.

Hey, we’re not complaining! All of those things are amazing! But why not spice things up a bit this year?

One easy way to do just that? Take a little extra time to prepare your grilled hot dogs before you deep-throat them. That in mind, here are five suggestions for how put a little extra spark in your normal hot dog-eating festivities.






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