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Chelsea

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Enjoy Your Chicken, Friendless Person! Dear Narcissist,My friends are upset with me because I still eat at Chic-Fil-A. They say I'm supporting a hate-mong...

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I Like To Put Things in Sinks! Dear Narcissist,I'm about to go out on a date with a person I just met, and I'm a little unsure of "dating protocol." ...

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I'm Neither A Dog Nor Cat Person. Dear Narcissist,I've been seeing this guy all summer long, but I'm about to head back out of the region to ret...

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My Gas Station Attendee and I Have The Coolest Secret Handshake. Dear Narcissist,I recently moved to a new part of town, and I miss the camaraderie I had with ...

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I Give Zero Pokes. I recently met a Scandinavian woman who has been couch-surfing through America. I think I'm in love with her because she reminds me of ...

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I'm Still Not Impressed With Jonathan Taylor Thomas' Hair. Dear Narcissist,I graduated college seven years ago, and I never once pulled an all-nighte...

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Enough About Me. What Do You Think of Me? Dear Nice Lady Who Tries To Solve Other People's Problems, My best friend is a jerk. He and I have been friends ...

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Cars Are For Chumps. I Prefer Skipping. My car broke down earlier this week, and I can't afford to get fixed. But I do still own my old car from high scho...

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Welcome Back, Me! Dear Large Number of Rabid, Faithful Readers Who Depend on My Column as Their Sole Source of Friday Entertainment and/or Saturday Entertainme...

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Why Don't Dogs Like Me? I'm Awesome. Dear Narcissist, I have a problem with my dog. He likes to constantly "mark his territory" whenever I take him o...