I Don't Care About Your New Year's Resolutions.
Dear Narcissist,I, like everyone else, would like to be a better, thinner, healthier person in 2013. ...
I've Never Had a Bad Haircut.
Dear Narcissist, My boyfriend recently got a new haircut, and I hate it. I hate it so much. I fantasize about shaving it al...
Feel Free To Ask Me About Meat, But Know That I'm a Vegetarian.
Hey Narcissist,My date for a big art gallery opening just kind of bailed on me the day bef...
Yeah. I'm a Sadbro.
Dear Narcissist,My friend accused me of acting "sadbro" tonight and I literally have no idea what he means by it. I asked him, and he ...
I Don't Condone Murder.
Dear Narcissist,I ate 2,000 calories of Nutella in three days. Is this OK? Socially? Physically?Mentally? -- Sugar Baby in The Ced...
I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About Ninja Turtles.
Dear NarcissistMy company doesn't necessarily have a "no dating co-workers" policy. It isn't exac...
Ask Me About My Fantasy Quidditch Team!
Dear Narcissist,None of my friends seem to care about my fantasy football woes when I bring it up in conversation. How ...
I'm Not Really a Basketball Fan.
Dear Narcissist,I started working from home about a year ago. In that time, I've noticed my personal hygiene slip a ...
Spitting is Gross (Except When I Do It).
Hey Narcissist! So, my best friend was in a pinch for rent last month and borrowed some money from me. I was glad to h...
I Follow My Dreams. You Should, Too.
Dear Narcissist,I've been single now for about two years. I've become really happy living alone and being on my ...
