Hurry Up With Kanye's Croissants.

Christmas month officially starts today.

So, yes, it's time to get ready for the 24-hour all-Christmas radio stations, the way-too-long lines at every store, the great red-and-green takeover and an overabundance of desserts.

Actually, we're not complaining about that last one.

We are, however, here to remind you that there are only 24 shopping days left until you realize we didn't get you anything.

No, that's not entirely true, either. Helping you plan yet another week has got to count for something, right? I mean, it beats a lump of coal, for sure.

Sunday (12.1)
Jonathan Richman at Three Links
There's something about him.

The Gong Show Karaoke at Outpost American Tavern
DJ Hammertimez's newest weekly.

Master Pancake at Alamo Drafthouse
Celebrate “Hanksgiving” with the masters of heckling.

Monday (12.2)
Kiss FM Jingle Ball at American Airlines Center
Featuring Selena Gomez, Robin Thicke, Jason Derulo and more.

Cool Out at Crown and Harp
With special guest Shuttle.

Tuesday (12.3)
Third Eye Blind at House of Blues
At which TEAM* will celebrate the release of its debut EP.

Polar Bear Club at Sons of Hermann Hall
Baby, it's cold outside.

The Showdown at Sundown
With special guests Lord Byron and DJ Pronail Princesa.

Wednesday (12.4)
Justin Timberlake at American Airlines Center
Leave it all on the floor tonight.

Monster Magnet at Trees
They ate all the rest and now they gotta eat you.

The Devil Wears Prada at House of Blues
Will you admit defeat?

Bad Santa Quote-a-Long at Alamo Drafthouse
He's not going to say “fuck stick” in front of the children, is he?

Thursday (12.5)
Thunder From Down Under at House of Blues
Girls night out?

Todd Glass at Addison Improv
Y'know, the guy from that awful prank show.

Y2K at Hailey's
Yeahdef is back.

How the Edge Stole Christmas at Verizon Theatre
Featuring Stone Temple Pilots, 30 Seconds to Mars and more.

Enter the Void (35mm Print) at Texas Theatre
It's a three-year anniversary screening.

Friday (12.6)
Kanye West at American Airlines Center
No disrespect to Ben Affleck.

Julianna Barwick at Sons of Hermann Hall
Look into your own mind.

Dead Milkmen at Trees
Uh, what kinda car do ya got?

Steven Michael Quezada at Hyena's Fort Worth
He was DEA Agent Steve Gomez on Breaking Bad.

Pretty in Pink at Texas Theatre
With an '80s dance party in the lobby to follow.

Saturday (12.7)
Parade of Flesh Holiday Benefit Show at Dada
Featuring Pinkish Black, Nervous Curtains, The Black Dotz and more.

Brutalfest at Lola's
Featuring an all-Brutal-Juice-approved lineup.

The West Windows at Three Links
Celebrating the release of its latest album.

A Spune Christmas: Denton at Dan's Silverleaf
Featuring Chambers, Robert Gomez, Moonbather and more.

Andrew WK at Hailey's
It's time to party.

Bob Newhart at Bass Performance Hall
A beautiful button-down mind.

Grupo Fantasma at Trees
Ven Conmigo!

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