Are We Having Fun Yet?

Winter is, um, coming? So, too, is the fifth season of Game of Thrones, though you'll have to wait a bit longer for the series' April 12 premiere. You could always bide your downtime by making GoT-related crafts — like this Iron Throne replica made with 200 black dildos. Better yet, you could find some better ways to distract yourself until the big day. We've got a few ideas in that regard.

Sunday (3.29)
Sir Mix-a-Lot at Trees
Put 'em on the glass.

Selena at Texas Theatre
Dream of her.

Kate Tempest at House of Blues
It's a bad place for a good time.

Monday (3.30)
Big Business at Three Links
Doomsday, today.

Caravan of Thieves at Dan's Silverleaf
Raise the dead.

Tuesday (3.31)
Talib Kweli & Immortal Technique at Trees
Get 'em high.

A Clockwork Orange at The Magnolia
Rape, ultra-violence and Beethoven!

Wednesday (4.1)
Ariana Grande at American Airlines Center
Love her harder.

Hurray for the Riff Raff at Dada
Look out mama.

Comedy Night at Twilite Lounge (Free)
LOL.

Rixton at Good Records
Meeting and greeting.

Broods at Trees (Sold Out)
#superstars.

Thursday (4.2)
of Montreal at Trees
Let's have bizarre celebrations.

Tobacco at Dada
Lick the witch.

Dana Carvey at Meyerson Symphony Center
This time, he's not here to pump you up.

Cashmere Cat, GoldLink at It'll Do
Fuck being polite.

Dr. Dog at House of Blues
Be the void.

AT&T Patio Sessions at Sammons Park (Free)
Featuring The Roomsounds.

Friday (4.3)
Sturgill Simpson at Billy Bob's
Look for the end of that long white line.

Stars at Granada
Music sounds better with you.

Chomsky, Deathray Davies, Sealion at Kessler Theater
It only takes 15 minutes to rock.

Nickelback at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Love them even though you're not supposed to.

Deep Ellum Arts Festival
Yup.

Saturday (4.4)
Swans at Trees
Bring the sun.

Kiesza at Granada Theater
What is love?

The Pin Show at The Bomb Factory
The latest fashion.

Bad Religion at House of Blues
Past is dead.

Doug Burr (Album Release) at Good Records
Playing live from the Astro Turf.

The Fast & The Furious Marathon at Alamo Drafthouse
Can you sit through all seven?

House Harkonnen (EP Release) at Three Links
Rawk.

Dr. Who Day on the Square in Denton
It's about time.

Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard, Kris Kristoffreson at Winstar World Casino
My heroes have always been cowboys.

Beat Swap Meet No. 3 at Dada
Wax on, wax off.

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