Play Second Banana.

Says Chris Pratt and a bunch of other stars of your favorite television shows: Binge-watching TV is awesome.

But if you're going to do it, says Star-Lord, do it right. That is to say, make sure your internet connection is top-notch if you're streaming episodes, stock up on food, stay hydrated, never binge on CNN (spoiler alert: it never ends) and, most importantly, take breaks every 13 episodes or so.

You'll probably want to do that anyway, what with so many awesome things going on in the real world this week. — Cory Graves

Sunday (8.17)
Soundgarden, Nine Inch Nails at Gexa Energy Pavilion
Get on the snake.

Keyshia Cole at House of Blues
Let it go.

Monday (8.18)
Brave Young Lion at The Prophet Bar
Roar.

Wrecking Ball Wrestling at Sons of Hermann Hall
All you ever did was wreck me.

One-Minute Play Festival at McKinney Avenue Contemporary
A minute to win it.

Tuesday (8.19)
Queensryche Featuring Geoff Tate at Trees
I don't believe in love.

Sleeping Giant at The Prophet Bar
With This or the Apocalypse, Those Who Fear, Silent Planet, Heavy Hangs the Albatross, A Sudden Revive and Yesterday as Today.

Wednesday (8.20)
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life at Sundown
Despite the efforts of Protestants to promote the idea of sex for pleasure, children continue to multiply everywhere.

Sullivan & Son Tour at Addison Improv
Home is where the bar is.

Tele Novella, Howler Jr. at Two Bronze Doors
Home is where the bands play.

Thursday (8.21)
Howard the Duck at Texas Theatre
A new breed of hero.

Red Bull Sound Select at Sons of Hermann Hall
With El Ten Eleven, TEAM* and Zorch.

Jim Norton at Addison Improv
As seen on Louis.

Fresh 45s at Crown and Harp
With DJs Spinderella, Chicken George, Jay Clipp and JT Donaldson.

Friday (8.22)
OBN IIIs at The Foundry (Free)
No time for the blues.

A.Dd+ (EP Release) at Trees
With Blue, the Misfit, Sam Lao and Crit Life.

Aerosmith, Slash at American Airlines Center
You won't want to miss a thing.

Garfunkel and Oates at House of Blues
Play second banana.

Weird Science at Inwood Theatre
If you can't get a date, make one!

Saturday (8.23)
Sarah Jaffe (Album Release) at Majestic Theatre
Don't disconnect.

Somebody's Darling (Album Release) at Trees
Bring your adult roommates.

Sideshow Spectacular at Double Wide
Featuring Enigma, the human tattoo.

Sausage Fest 2 at Main Street Garden Park
Meat galore.

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