Diarrhea Planet's Van Has A Few Tricks Up Its Sleeve.
Behind every great band is a great van. And when these former church vans, daycare buses and plumber's work vehicles have racked up enough miles on the road, they eventually start being thought of by the band as another member of the team. Hey, we get it: It's hard to spend so many hours with bandmates (both human and machine) without a few things getting broken, a few good fights taking place and lots of great memories being made. We hope that, by exploring these stories, we might get to know some bands from both North Texas and beyond on a more personal level. Check out this feature's archives here.
Nashville garage rockers Diarrhea Planet are no strangers to Dallas. The hard-touring sextet rolls through town at least a handful of times a year.
But, hey, their supply is only meeting demand: Local audiences can't seem to get enough of these guys' four-guitar onslaught and balls-to-the-wall performances.
Such was case once again this past Thursday, when DP made its way back to town to play Three Links. That's where we caught up with the boys to ask about their Sprinter van.
As you might expect from a place the band spends so much time, theirs is a ride that's great for tricks as well as comfort.
Band Name: Diarrhea Planet. Tell me about the van's name. Who gave it that name? So you guys bought this from a rental company? What makes the van special? What are its best features? What's the worst thing about the van? How long have you had the van? Who usually does the driving? Do you have any interesting breakdown stories in Penelope? What are the best modifications you've made to Penelope? Is there anything else you'd like to tell us about your van?
Van Name: Penelope.
Year/Make/Model: 2011 Mercedes Sprinter.
Emmett Miller (guitars/vocals): “Penelope!”
Jordan Smith (guitars/vocals): “We didn't give it that name. It came with that name.”
Jordan: “Some bad people. A bunch of pirates! No, it was the rental company.”
Jordan: “[Bassist] Mike [Boyle] and I literally just flew out to Vegas. [We had] never driven anything this big before. We just landed and I thought they would give us some instructions — like, this is how this vehicle works. But we walked out of the terminal and a guy pulled up in it and gave us the keys and said, 'See ya!' and then, 'Oh, by the way, put this DEF fluid in it or it'll stop working.'”
Emmett: “Ample seating. Everyone has a captain's chair or their own bench. We have an Xbox in there, so we can watch DVDs.”
Brent Toler (guitars/vocals): “You can stand — which means if you bring a pee bottle, you can pee in the van.”
Jordan: “Probably the pee bottles!”
Andrew (tour manager): “It's a bit of a lemon.”
Jordan: “It costs more than a normal car to fix it.”
Jordan: “We have had the van for over a year.”
Jordan: “[Points to self.] This guy!”
Andrew: “I drive the most.”
Emmett: “I drive at night.”
Brent: “New York!”
Andrew: “We broke down in New York City. We had two shows. We borrowed our friend Jeff's Sprinter, and the venue let us keep our gear overnight in their place. We borrowed Jeff's Sprinter the next day moved all our gear to the second venue, and picked up the loaner and put eight people in a five-people car.”
Emmett: “I took the train out there.”
Andrew: “We rented a U-Haul to get our gear from the second venue to our lawyer's office.”
Emmett: “Thank god we did that because we were thinking about storing our stuff at the now-defunct Death by Audio. That night, they had 6,000 gallons of water flood their storage area because someone hit a water main while they were renovating for Vice's new office.”
Andrew: “We got pulled over in a loaner car in New Brunswick, New Jersey. We had six people in the car and two people in the trunk.”
All: “[Points to the beanie baby turtle that sits on the rearview mirror.] Pokey!”
Andrew: “He just acquired a friend, Sam the snake.”
Andrew: “You can do Sprinter pull-ups on the side of it.”
Brent: “Sprinter tricks!”
Andrew: “I've got a pretty good cartwheel to driver's seat!”
Band Name: Diarrhea Planet.
Tell me about the van's name.
Who gave it that name?
So you guys bought this from a rental company?
What makes the van special? What are its best features?
What's the worst thing about the van?
How long have you had the van?
Who usually does the driving?
Do you have any interesting breakdown stories in Penelope?
What are the best modifications you've made to Penelope?
Is there anything else you'd like to tell us about your van?