Remembering The Lives of Sorry Not Sorry, The Most Interesting Man In The World, Summer and More.

Each week, dozens of memes, trends and pop culture items die quiet, unceremonious deaths.

We'd like to publicly give these dead trends the proper memorials they deserve.

Then, we kindly request that we never speak of them again.

Sorry Not Sorry
Sorry Not Sorry, 2, died September 14, 2012. Let's face it: She was kind of a snob and totally not as pretty as she thought she was. I mean, come on, I know she's dead and all, but puh-leaze. I'm so over it. I should apologize to the few family members that still cared for her, but, alas, I will not. Sorry Not Sorry was preceded in death by her parents, Just Sayin' and I Don't Mean To Sound Racist But…, and is survived by a whole mess of sorority sisters and a brother, I Don't Give A Flying Fuck.

The Most Interesting Man In The World
He was born in 2006, and he didn't die, his body simply passed into the next plane on September 13, 2012. He was… The Most Interesting Man In The World. Abiding by the motto “It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary,” he lived one of the most fascinating lives in the history of man. In order to fulfill his final wishes, the family asks that his friends please “stay thirsty.” The Most Interesting Man In The World was preceded in death by Chuck Norris Facts. An impossible act to follow, he is succeeded by no one at all.

Google+
After several in utero surgeries to repair congenital defects, Google+ passed away on September 18, 2012. The offspring of parents Google and Facebook, Google+ never had a heartbeat and, thus, never truly lived. He was preceded in death by his grandparents Friendster and MySpace, his uncles Makeoutclub and Livejournal, and an aunt Xanga. Google+ is survived by a brother, Instagram, and a sister, Pinterest.

Summer 2012
Summer 2012 burned out on September 19, 2012, after a short battle with a cold (front). She was a warm and loving mother who enjoyed sno-cones, trips to the pool and sunning herself. She will be remembered for the way her breeze always made you feel so fine, and the way she always made the livin' seem easy. Summer 2012 was preceded in death by Spring 2012. She is survived by Fall 2012.

Shit Girls Say
First of all? Ew. Shit Girls Say, born December 2011, passed away on September 18, 2012. Like, I'm not even joking right now. She was a loving sister and friend and will be greatly missed. Hold on, I have an eyelash. Shit Girls Say was preceded in death by a father, Shit My Dad Says, and her twinzies, Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls, Shit Drunk Girls Say, Shit Siri Says and Shit Shit Says. In lieu of flowers the family asks, “Do you know anything about computers?”

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