Your Text Crush Stood You Up in Real Life? Oh No!
Situation: You know that person that you pretend you're in a relationship, but it's only via text? You set up a real life date with them this weekend. And they stood you up. Dammit.
Feelings: sad, disappointed, bummed to the max.
Goal: This is one of those situations where you've just gotta let yourself feel those feelings and get it all out.
It's so much fun to have a text crush. It's so innocent and non-committal. And it takes some guts to try to take that relationship off of the mobile screen and into real-life, so we totally understand your disappointment here.
What you need to do is get your mind off the matter and get into your pantry closet — fast — so you can bury these emotions underneath some carbs. A Doritos French Onion Dip Sandwich should absolutely help.
Ingredients: Doritos chips, french onion dip and two slices of white bread.
Directions: There's just not much else to do in this situation. I mean, sure, you could go for a nice long jog or something. That might help. But ain't nobody got time for that.
1. Spread a heaping amount of french onion dip onto one slice of bread.
2. Top that sucker with as many Doritos as you can fit in your hand.
3. Smother your other slice of bread with another gaudy amount of french onion dip.
4. Place that second slice of bread on top of your Doritos, spread side down.
There's just not much else to do in this situation. I mean, sure, you could go for a nice long jog or something. That might help. But ain't nobody got time for that.