Oh, No. You Puked. On Your Date.

Situation: The TX-OU game made you drink just a little too much, and, um, you puked on your date. Like, on your date. Not during it. But, yes, that too. Gross.
Feelings: embarrassed, ashamed, depressed.
Goal: to attempt to drown your sorrows in gluttony.

You've had a rough month. The good news? This isn't your first rodeo. So you know what you need: sugar, carbs, grease and cheese.

A honey bun bacon sandwich should send you down the right (read: wrong, but intentionally so) path.

Ingredients: 3 slices of bacon, 2 honey buns and 1 slice of cheese.

Directions:
1. Fry your bacon to desired crispness.
2. Place bacon and one slice of cheese between 2 honey buns.
3. Eat.

Also, maybe send a nice text to that date of yours. Or at least offer to pick up that dry cleaning bill.


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